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Quotes added on Friday, September 14 2012

  1. GreenDay21 GreenDay21
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 12:28am UTC
    I still don't understand
    Why the cheese in Lunchables isn't circular
    like the crackers and meat...

  2. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Blah blah blah

  3. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 12:31am UTC
    We found drugs in a dopeless place...

  4. missmeltdown missmeltdown
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 12:33am UTC
    Have you ever noticed,
    that only the pretty girls cut?
    That only the pretty girls think they're ugly or
    fat or not good enough.
    Only the pretty ones.
    Can anybody else see how messed up this is?

  5. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 12:36am UTC
    Holding hands is a promise to eachother that
    , for just a moment, the 2 of you
    don't have to face the world alone ♥

  6. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 12:36am UTC
    My life feels like a total mess.
    And I hurt the one I love the most.
    I am a failure.
    I am a b*tch.
    I am feeling like I don't deserve to live,
    But even death is too good of a fate for me.
    I feel shattered in a million pieces.
    I only have myself to blame.
    So this is my cry for help.
    This is my plead for someone to lie to me and say it'll be okay.
    Go ahead, say I'm an attention wh*re.
    I'm being one, I know.
    But when you're hurting like this,
    You just need to feel like someone cares.

  7. MizzMelieG MizzMelieG
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 12:46am UTC
    i hate people

  8. bambii366 bambii366
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 12:49am UTC
    go girl, you can twerkk it, lemme see you whistle while you work itt. (;

  9. GreenDay21 GreenDay21
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 12:49am UTC
    Tweeted from an account Billie Joe Armstrong's kids
    made for their dog, Rocky:
    @Rocky_ArmWoof
    "You have my permission to make a "wake me up when September ends" joke, the day you're laughing at your own fathers funeral. Thnx"
    :/

  10. bambii366 bambii366
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 12:51am UTC
    if you didn't make mistakes, you wouldn't get far.

  11. bambii366 bambii366
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 12:54am UTC
    you cannot have a better tomorrow, if you're still thinking about yesterday.

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 12:58am UTC
    lol it's hilarious how much
    you think I actually care.

  13. forgottenlover forgottenlover
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 1:01am UTC
    When you want to ask someone how they truly feel about you and if everything they said was really true but you're afraid that if you ask, they'll say something you aren't ready to hear...

  14. LeenyBoBeeny LeenyBoBeeny
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 1:06am UTC
    It may have just been a moment to you,
    but it changed every single one that followed for me.

  15. tomakemecry5665634 tomakemecry5665634
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 1:07am UTC
    My Style

  16. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 1:09am UTC
    New pain, old habits.


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. cookiecakegal cookiecakegal
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 1:13am UTC
    HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY NIALL
    HORAN!!!
    WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
    NO MATTER HOW MUCH
    OLDER YOU GET!!!

  19. Brainy_Barbie Brainy_Barbie
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 1:13am UTC
    If life gives you lemons,
    squeeze them in people's eyes.

  20. neuu1 neuu1
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 1:17am UTC
    I nice
    to see me
    change
    for the
    better
    only for
    him
    '$≈

:)

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