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Quotes added on Saturday, September 1 2012

  1. DayDreamer21 DayDreamer21
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:21am UTC
    okay so i just saw a top qoute about turtle noises.
    it was like:
    dog woof woof
    cat meow meow
    turtle turtle noise turtle noise
    ----- so about a week ago
    a kid came in to work making a sound on a monkey
    and walked around shopping makeing that noise...
    what noise does a monkey make????
    cause i asked my managers and hey all looked at me like i was completely nuts!
    then they thought about it.
    and they became as confused as i was.
    note: his really did happen, not tryin to steal the top quote, they deserve the favs. im just curious...lol

  2. springbabyof96 springbabyof96
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:22am UTC
    funny when your dead how people start listening.

  3. sarah_elizabeth sarah_elizabeth
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:22am UTC
    I know this is early but idk if ill be able to get on sunday so im doing this now.
    Happy Birthday Dylin <3
    Your 17 years old, Born on September 2nd! Black Hair and Brown eyes ! xD Your one of the strongest people ive met, you've been through so much since the day you were born. I'm so glad you stayed around or i wouldnt have you as a best friend. Im Glad we met in 7th grade actually on your birthday too ! It's been 5 years. You dont know how much i care about you, and how proud i am of you. You are gonna go so far in life, just dont forget me <3 I know we havent really seen much of each other this summer but thats because we are both growing up, we both have jobs and so much going on, but just always remember you are one of my best friends! forever and always ! I cant wait to see you tuesday on the first day of school !<3 im gonna have a present for you ! I just cant believe everything you've went through growing up .. im glad i stopped you so many times from suicide, i couldnt picture you not being here. It wouldnt be the same. I dont want to go into school finding out my best friend killed himself. Your a amazing friend and i know i can come to you when i need you.
    Smile Dylin you deserve too. I Hope you have a amazing birthday on Sunday <3
    Love you,
    xoxo Your Best Friend <3

  4. DemonwithaHalo DemonwithaHalo
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Just took a Harry Potter Quiz
    It was amazing!
    Here are some of the results:
    I'm in Slytherin
    Pure Blood
    Dating Draco
    Patroniuos is a bat
    It has what people think of me
    And what happens during the years at Hogwarts
    I die...
    Voldemort tried to make me a Death Eater
    I refused and he Avada Kadva-ed my A**
    (If any of you want the quiz is on a website called Quotev.com, quiz made by PotterMoreGirl)

  5. ask_a_guy ask_a_guy
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Is is okay to ask a guy out?
    That is a definant yes! Do it! Most guys are wayyy to shy to do it themselves!
    - Tommy
    Stay Beautiful

  6. karthikak47 karthikak47
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Abraham Lincoln once put it: "Don't believe everything that you read on the internet"

  7. wELCoMeToMyLiFe531 wELCoMeToMyLiFe531
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Let it all burn
    I will burn first
    God I've tried, am I lost in your eyes?
    Just let me burn,
    It's what I deserve.
    God I've lied, am I lost in your eyes?
    So take me and make me
    Weaken and save me
    This hate that you gave me
    Keeps saying the same thing
    To sing when you hurt
    To sing when you cry
    To sing when you live
    To sing when you die
    And here at the end
    At the end of the hurt
    All the pain ain't the same
    When it's your turn to burn
    We're the heart for the heartless,
    The thoughts for the thoughtless,
    The lies for the honest,
    We're the gods of the godless!

  8. vibes vibes
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:23am UTC
    if you are going to base a friendship on whether or not someone has the same beliefs as you literally just get off this earth

  9. natataya natataya
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:24am UTC
    running is useless when you know you can't escape

  10. ilovesoccer21 ilovesoccer21
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:24am UTC
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    Why can't my "happily ever after" be with him?
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    </3

  11. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:25am UTC
    "Nobody puts Baby in the corner <3".


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:26am UTC
    French CD: We'll now count from 1 to 5, un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.
    Joey: Eh, blue, blah, floo, flank!
    French CD: Good job.
    Joey: Thank you!
    if you know where this is from, can we be best friends? please?

  14. ExtraHappyTime ExtraHappyTime
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:26am UTC
    I just dont get it why do they say they love you then just deicide to go and break your heart ???

  15. wELCoMeToMyLiFe531 wELCoMeToMyLiFe531
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:26am UTC
    Let’s watch it burnLet’s watch it burnLet’s watch this city burn the world
    Let’s watch this city burnFrom the skylines on top of the worldTill there’s nothing left of herLet’s watch this city burn the world

  16. Bubblezzz Bubblezzz
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:27am UTC
    Comment You Birthday.
    Would you like to see your Twinsie?
    I am February 23rd!

  17. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:28am UTC
    Kris: Kendall, you have to think about what you're asking for because money doesn't grow on trees.
    Kendall: Yes it does, it's paper.

  18. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:29am UTC
    I'm seriously a horrible person. I just want to be left alone..forever.

  19. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:29am UTC
    If a snowman came to life, that would be creepy.
    If Santa Claus snuck in my house, that would be creepy.

  20. ExtraHappyTime ExtraHappyTime
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:30am UTC
    For the person that inveted milk,
    What the hell were you doing to that cow!?!?!

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