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DemonwithaHalo

1. DemonwithaHalo
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2013 11:49pm UTC
   Hey I'm writing a Draco Malfoy fanfic. If anyone would like to read it, here is the link: http://www.quotev.com/story/3301231/Its-beating-only-for-you/
   Let me know what you think.
   
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2. DemonwithaHalo
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   May 3, 2013 10:55pm UTC
   In matters of Love and War all weapons cause injury
   The question is, "who will live to fight another day?"
   
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3. DemonwithaHalo
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   April 15, 2013 5:24pm UTC
   So the guy I've liked for the past 2 years finally asked me out a few weeks ago =D
   But the problem is that we hang a lot and he doesn't hold my hand or anything =(
   This is the first relationship either of us has been in so is it because he's a little nervous?
   Or am I not doing somthing I should be?
   Someone please give me a little advise?
   
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4. DemonwithaHalo
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   March 28, 2013 4:48am UTC
   It's official!
   I am dating Garrett!
   
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5. DemonwithaHalo
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   January 31, 2013 7:51pm UTC
   Last year my friend Nicole weht through a phase where she said "-ness" after EVERYTHING
   Sweet-ness, cool-ness, awesome-ness... you get the picture
   So for her birthday another friend got her her favorite scented hand lotion
   And when she sees this she SCEAMS
   "Holy Sweet Pea-ness!!!"
   
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6. DemonwithaHalo
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   January 31, 2013 3:56pm UTC
   I want to make underwear for guys so I can write
   "Allergy Warning: Contains Nuts"
   On them.
   
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7. DemonwithaHalo
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   January 28, 2013 4:17pm UTC
   New Cousin:
   Brayden Timothy
   Born: 10:12 January 28, 2013
   7lbs 13 oz, 20in
   Congats to Tim and Charity
   
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8. DemonwithaHalo
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   January 24, 2013 10:09pm UTC
   So to be dumb my cousin bought about 15 pregnancy tests
   Takes them into the bathroom
   Uses all of them
   They are all +
   Since when can guys get pregnant??? O.O
   
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9. DemonwithaHalo
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   January 24, 2013 8:42pm UTC
   I hate that whenever I go to a wedding an older relative says
   "You are going to be next."
   So I now have this thing where whenever I go to a funeral I tap then and say
   "Hey guess what? You're next."
   
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10. DemonwithaHalo
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    January 23, 2013 11:35am UTC
    I haven't made a quote in a while... So...
    Hi everyone! I hope you have a great day!
    ♥
    
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11. DemonwithaHalo
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    January 8, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    Ok so my cousin and I are in a bit of an arguement
    I said "Hey, you know beards are like pubes for your face"
    And he said (He has face hair) "What?! You are such a fvcking moron! No it's not!"
    So comment for no you don't agree or yes you dp
    Or fave for IDK what because you can.
    
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12. DemonwithaHalo
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    January 1, 2013 1:46am UTC
    No kisses for me v.v
    Oh well!
    I got time
    After all I'm only 18!
    And right now I'm in a super good mood cause I just got a hit of my favorite drug!
    Getting to spend time with my crush!
    Anyway good night peoples and Happy New Year!
    =D
    
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13. DemonwithaHalo
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    December 31, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    HE CALLED ME!!!!!
    He called and asked if I'd watch the ball drop with him!
    WHOO-HOO!!!!
    Let us see if I get my first New Years kiss ;)
    Plus my first kiss in general =P
    
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14. DemonwithaHalo
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    December 30, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    Whenever you don't text me back
    I feel as though I have done somthing wrong
    And you are punishing me
    v.v
    
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15. DemonwithaHalo
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    December 25, 2012 8:41am UTC
    Merry Christmas, Jesus, and other friendly super heros
    
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16. DemonwithaHalo
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    December 24, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    Merry Christmas.
    I just tested positive for the flu
    Fvck!
    
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17. DemonwithaHalo
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    December 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Anyone else have to have numbers end in a "5" or "0"?
    I'm a bit OCD about that.
    Anyone else?
    
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18. DemonwithaHalo
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    December 16, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    I texted him last night at 9pm
    He replys today around 12pm
    
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19. DemonwithaHalo
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    December 11, 2012 10:25pm UTC
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20. DemonwithaHalo
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    December 11, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    R.I.P Veda
    My little black cat
    I'm gonna miss you, you little punk
    
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