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Quotes added on Monday, August 20 2012

  1. chubbiexbubblez chubbiexbubblez
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:38am UTC
    I really want a 100 followers, I have 81 now.
    So lets play a game. Whoever follows me I will favorite the whole first and second page of quotes.
    The 90th follower gets a follow plus first, second and third page.
    100th follower gets a follow back, first, second, third and whatever you want.
    Anyone want to play?

  2. sydkid123 sydkid123
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:38am UTC
    so stay there
    cause ill be coming over
    and while our blood's still young
    its so young it runs
    we wont stop till its over
    wont stop to surrender

  3. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:38am UTC
    *****
    Who Knew..
    (A Love Story)
    Chapter 36
    "Wake up baby." Josh said brushing the hair out of my face.
    "Much longer?" I asked.
    "Just 2 more streets." He replied.
    "Yay! Shes finally up! Now please play some music!" Emma shouts.
    "You can definitely tell shes your sister." I mumbled to Josh.
    "Hey! I am your sister to!" Emma calls out.
    She is right, technically I am do to what the papers read but, theres nothing really different just a different house thats all.
    Josh pulled down a long driveway and parked the car infront of a huge house.
    "You call this a cottage?" I asked with wide eyes.
    "Yup." He laughed.
    He popped the trunk and we grabbed our bags and the matress and walked into the house a bit after 6 since we took 2 breaks.
    "Joshua! Why didnt you answer our call?" His dad shouted.
    "Emma and Ally were sleeping and I was driving." Josh answered.
    His dad walked away and we walked up the stairs to the bedroom.
    The kids were sleeping upstairs. Noah had the spare room and Emma had her room. Josh took the guest room and I took Joshs room.
    I changed into some shorts and a bikini top with a coverup.
    "Hey stran- Wow!" Josh said looking at me.
    "Never mind me, look at you!" I said and felt his tummy, a 6 pac showing.
    "Yummers." I winked and he rolled his eyes.
    "Swim time?" He asked.
    "Yup!"
    Josh and I ran outside and onto the sand white beach. I burried my feet into the sand and took at deep breath.
    I slid off my shorts and coverup top and sat down on the ground.
    "Oh no you don't!" Josh shouted running at me.
    He scooped me up and ran towards the water.
    "No! Josh don't! I swear I will hurt you!" I screamed pushing asgainst his chest.
    "To late!" He hollered throwing me into the nice cold water.
    I came back up and spit the water out of my mouth and saw Josh swimming towards me.
    "I hate you." I murmured and pushed him underwater.
    "I hate you to." Josh teased.
    After we swam for a bit we headed inside and changed into some shorts and a tank and tshirt and went outside for a marshmellow.
    After a few minutes Josh tapped my shoulder and tilted his head towards the beach indicating he wanted to go for a walk.
    We walked along the beach hand in hand and walked up into the cottages spare house, you could say. There was a bed tv and small kitchen and bathroom.
    We stood in the water infront of it and Josh pulled me towards him.
    "I love you." He told me with a small smile.
    "I love you to." I replied.
    He pulled me in for a kiss and my arms automatically wrapped around his neck.
    He lifted me up and I wrapped my legs around his waist and Josh walked into the little house and laid me down on the bed. He climbed ontop of me and we kept kissing.
    Sparing the details, one thing led to another and all of our clothes ended up on the floor.
    I guess you could say it was a blissful night.
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    ****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. lovenuggets200 lovenuggets200
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:38am UTC
    And that was the day i promised
    I'D NEVER SING OF LOVE
    If it does not exist
    Credit: FaveFormats

  5. MiraciGoRawr MiraciGoRawr
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:38am UTC
    watching The Huger Games
    with my BestFriend JenaHoney(:

  6. lollypop398 lollypop398
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:38am UTC
    and still after 13 years i still get shampoo in my eyes

  7. Specialk521 Specialk521
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:39am UTC
    I am me

  8. alybear8 alybear8
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:39am UTC
    im thinking of writing a story!!! so here are the characters
    main girl- HinataUsagi
    main boy (in love with the girl who loves him but doesnt think she likes him
    girls best friend#1- ThisIsMe101
    girls best friend#2- iwishuponawhale
    boys best friend-NytemareLuvsYooh
    boy totally in love with main girl
    boy totally in love with main girls best friend
    popular(mean-ish) girls (3)
    1. FlorenceSong
    2. emz17lover
    3.

  9. 13___schmidtty13 13___schmidtty13
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:41am UTC
    My girl bestfriend:
    Promice me that you will never go back to her?...This is what, the um-teenth time this has happend? or did you just loose count?.you. don't. deserve. this...if she liked you she'd leave this kid and be with you, because you know, I know, and everyone else knows that you are one hell of a damn good catch for any girl in this world..promice me that this is the LAST time..for good?
    The one girl i loved:
    *This message does not exist because telephone number (***)***-**** is with her new boyfriend and doesn't remember you still have a heart...even though she basicaly cheats on him with you... Have a nice day*

  10. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:42am UTC
    Me: I can't wait to see my boyfriend! I'm gonna have so much fun.
    Body: Fun??
    Body: Fun??!??!
    Body: Lol. No. Can't let that happen.
    Legs: *Grows hair 10x faster*
    Face: *Breaks out with giant pimples*
    Hair: *Poofs up the size of Texas*
    Period: *Comes early*
    FML.

  11. a_big_white_van_with_wifi a_big_white_van_with_wifi
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:42am UTC
    person: get in the van we have wifi
    me: ok

  12. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:42am UTC
    Lol So True: #18
    Dear Sleep,
    I'm sorry that I hated you when I was little, but now I can't get enough of you.
    Sincerely, me.
    lolsotrue.com

  13. chubbiexbubblez chubbiexbubblez
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:42am UTC
    1 boyfriend: Normal
    2 boyfriends: s/ut
    5 boyfriends: Directioner

  14. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:43am UTC
    TheDevilMurderedMe.
    Chapter Twenty-Three Part Three.
    Hadie's P.O.V.
    My brain felt like a pillow, fluffy but overused.. Like I was floating in space.. as if my time was of the essence. I felt like I had a brain freeze. It wasn't icy frozen though, it was frozen like when someone screams "FREEZE!" in freeze-tag, and you stand completely still. I couldn't think, not one single thought crossed my mind. I wasn't dreaming, because I could still hear Alexanders words lingering in my mind. "Stay with me, stay with me Hadie!" I could sense the tension in his voice. I couldn't lead myself back into conciousness. I tried following his voice, but my brain was so cloudy and hazy I couldn't reach the checkpoint. I felt his hand touch mine and i reached for it, but there was nothing there. Was I imagining things now? My hands were tingling, and I could feel them again. My mind began to sprint through the haze and my eyes flew open. I looked up, and Alexander was staring at me. I looked at my skin, and there was no more swelling, and I felt much, much better. "Thank you so much Alex-." But I got interuptedd when I heard the low growl come out of Tod's throat, confused I looked over for him and he wasn't there. "Where's Tod?" I asked. He didn't answer me, but continued to stare. I looked around and found Tod in a chair looking straight at me as well, with no expressional puppy-looking face on him. He had a serious, almost scary look on his face. "Tod?" I said, trying to determine what was wrong. I heard the low throaty growl again. "Ale-Alexander? What's wrong with him?" When I looked at him, he was staring at me in the same way Tod was. I began to honestly get frightened, and I scooted away. "Wh-wh-what's wrong with you?" I shook with anxiety. He didn't speak a single word, but he got up and walked away. I watched him walk through a swinging door that lead to what I assumed looked like a kitchen. I heard rattling like silverwear, and my stomach growled. "Maybe he's getting me food?" I thought in my head. But I was wrong. I heard the door swing open and I watched as Alexander approached me with a huge butcher knife. "Wh-wh-what are you-." I didn't have time to ask him before Tod lunged off the chair, towards Alexander. Or atleast I thought. Sadly, he ended up on me, making that low throaty growl again. I began to twist and turn, trying to push him off of me. I was un-successful. I threw myself back onto the pillow and looked left and right for Alexander but he was no where to be found and I closed my eyes. Looking up I screamed, screeching like a bird, literally. Over me he stood, his different ora was flowing off of him. His eyes were pitch back, when they used to be dark brown. I shrunk even more into the pillow. He stared at me for a minute, and I seen his hand raise, the blade reflecting off of the light. I watched as he plunged the knife forward, where it would soon collide with my collarbone.
    Feedback?(:
    Hey Guys. Please read (8-19-12) Hey. I'm so sorry It's delayed, but I will have two more chapters up tonight to makeup for it, promise <3

  15. Colette* Colette*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:43am UTC
    that scary moment when you know your older sister has a witty but you don't know her username but she made your account so she knows yours.

  16. laxchick28 laxchick28
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:43am UTC
    Superhuman
    A One Direction Fanfic
    Chapter 5:
    (Liam's POV)
    Time escaped us as we played music and sang and had a little fire. Mia was just so...amazing. She had the voice of an angel, it was amazing, and she's incredibly beautiful. Even in those sweatpants and that hat. She looks cute.
    "Whoa, it's 11:30! We should probably go!" Louis said, jumping up.
    How could I not realize the time? I'm usually the responsible one.
    So much for Daddy Direction...this girl is changing me already.
    We all stood up and Mia's dad put out the fire. We reentered the huge and beautiful house and made our way to the front door. Before we left, I turned around and was face to face with Mia.
    "Hang out with me tomorrow.." I blurted out.
    She smiled. "I'd love to... just you and me?" She asked.
    "Just us..." I responded and gave her a quick kiss on her cheek and a big hug.
    We got into our car and made our way back to our hotel. I was smiling the whole way.
    "Ooh Liam! He's got a little crush!!" Harry said, pinching my cheeks.
    I felt myself turn red.
    "Awww he's blushing!" Zayn teased.
    "Ooohhh Liam!!" Niall said making kissy faces.
    "Guys!!" I tried to be serious, but I was laughing.
    "We see how you act around her, mate...it's obvious you LIIIKEEE HER." Louis said, putting emphasis on the 'like her' part.
    "I can't deny that... I do like her." I said, pulling out my phone.
    I texted her...
    Me: It's Liam, maybe we can go shopping and get lunch tomorrow? Only if you want to, of course. xx
    I waited for her response.
    Mia: That sounds great!! Pick me up at noon! :)
    I smiled as I reread the text over and over again.
    I went to bed that night and woke up around 9. I started to get ready since I had to look, smell, and be perfect for her.
    (Mia's POV)
    I woke up at 9 because I wanted to make sure I looked perfect. Ava helped me pick out my outfit of a grey v-neck shirt that fit well around the torso. She grabbed me some dark indigo skinny jeans that hug my athletic but thin legs. She shoved me into the bathroom with a towel. I showered and began drying my hair as she burst through the door.
    "Are you going to curl it?!" She asked, she was more nervous than I was.
    "Maybe just make it wavy..." I said, laughing at her manner.
    "Let me do it! You do your makeup!" She pulled the blowdryer out of my hands and turned my curling wand on.
    I worked on my makeup, nothing too big, just a little eyeliner and mascara. I put on some mauve lipgloss. She curled my hair perfectly so it looked messy yet smooth and soft.
    We ate a little breakfast and she left, as it was already almost noon.
    Soon after she left, there was a knock on the door.
    I ran to the door and opened it to see Liam wearing a grey shirt and dark jeans too.
    He laughed, "I guess we are matching?!"
    "I guess so..." I said, smiling. I grabbed my purse and phone and we walked out the door, Liam with his hand on my lower back leading the way.
    He opened my door for me and then got into the drivers seat.
    We talked the whole way to Times Square and Main Street. He's so easy to get along with.
    (Liam's POV)
    Mia looked so beautiful. She was wearing something similar to me, with white vans on. Her hair looked messy, yet well done. I just wanted to run my fingers through it. She wasn't wearing much makeup, as she had a perfect complexion and didn't need much. Her shiny lips are drawing me in, but I need to take things slow.
    When we reached the start of the shopping area, I parked the car and opened her door, letting her out.
    "Thank you, sir!" She said, laughing.
    We began walking and I brushed my hand up against hers.
    Paparazzi were starting to notice me, but there wasn't much.
    People were asking if she's my girlfriend, but I just smiled.
    "May I hold your hand?" I asked her politely.
    "Of course you can." She said back. I took her delicate hand into mine and intertwined our fingers. Her hand was cold.
    "Your hand is warm!" She said, looking pleased.
    "Yours is cold," I said, laughing.
    "I guess yours can warm mine.." She said, looking down. She was nervous and it was so cute.
    I put my other hand over hers so hers was inbetween both of mine.
    "Better?" I asked.
    "Much better.." She said giving me a kiss on the cheek and then resting her head on my shoulder.
    I really really like this girl.

  17. MollyMonster11 MollyMonster11
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:45am UTC
    Keep your aim locked
    THE NIGHT GROWS DARK
    Keep your eyes open
    Credit: FaveFormats

  18. cmayl11 cmayl11
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:46am UTC
    My Band Teacher...
    Me: *raises hand*
    Teacher: What?
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know, can you?
    Me: MAY I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: Sure. Maybe sometime next week.
    Me: May I go to the bathroom RIGHT NOW?
    Teacher: Eww, no. That's gross. I would have to call the janitor to clean up.
    Me: In a few moments can I go down the hall, into the bathroom, and PEE?
    Teacher: I don't know.. Can you?

  19. JoshuaRice JoshuaRice
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:47am UTC
    some call it vodka
    i c a l l i t
    instant wh0re juice.

  20. crazykt01 crazykt01
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:48am UTC
    Hey all you Wittians! I was wondering how all you guys found witty! Now most sites like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc. people are always talking about it but people don’t go around talking about witty… Right? So how did YOU find out about witty!

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