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Quotes added on Friday, August 17 2012

  1. GiGi_L0VE GiGi_L0VE
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:04am UTC
    I really need to lose weight so comment your name I'll do the instructions for each letter.
    A- 10 Crunches I- Run in place (3 min) Q- 100 Jumping Jacks
    B- Run in place (5 min) J- 15 Jumping Jacks R- 30 Lunges (both legs)
    C- 20 Jumping Jacks K- 10 Lunges (both legs) S- 25 Squats
    D- 15 Lunges (both legs) L- 5 Squats T- 15 Pushups
    E- 10 Squats M- 5 Pushups U- Stretch (8 min)
    F- 5 Pushups N- Stretch (3 min) V- 10 Crunches
    G- Stretch (5 min) O- 15 Crunches W- Run in place (5 min)
    H- 5 Crunches P- Run in place (10 min) X- 20 Jumping Jacks
    Y- 15 Lunges (both legs)
    Z- 10 Squats
    Every Fave= 1 glass of water (8oz)
    i saw this on witty and i thought this was very cool im am extreamly overweight sorry to the person i stole this from i just wannted to tryy

  2. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I may not have gotten my hogwarts letter,
    But there's still time for them to find me
    And bring me to camp half blood!

  3. NesiaanPrincess NesiaanPrincess
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:06am UTC
    When someone watches me on the computer..
    I just sit there and stare at google until they look away..

  4. younqq_wild_free younqq_wild_free
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Sometimes love's,
    intoxicating.

    nmf

  5. newportsprincess newportsprincess
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:06am UTC
    credittorunningislife
    We're bad for each other,
    But we ain't good for anyone else.

  6. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1110
    When you have so
    many candles burning,
    your room smells like the
    Yankee Candle store.
    tumblr

  7. NajaHough NajaHough
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:07am UTC
    I remember once when I was little at a summer camp. On day, a pretty girl walked passed me and I spoke out loud to myself "She was pretty." all of a sudden another girl walks up to me and calls me gay. I had no clue what it meant. This same girl has the nerve to come up to me that same week and tell a "yo momma" joke. I was seven and my mom had died during the previous school year. She said and I seriously quote "so she's still fat and stupid." I punched that girl twice and slammed her head in the sand before she could blink. My mom was the most beautiful, sweetest woman I has ever known in my life. Everyone who knows her say I look exactly like her. I never want to hear someone be as low and vile as that girl. It has been almost eight years (she died August 25, 2004. Thirteen hours after my little brother was born) and I miss my mom with all my heart. I wish she hasn't been stripped off this Earth so young.
    R.I.P Krista Denise Humphrey Hough
    April 8, 1968-August 25, 2004

  8. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:07am UTC
    rmat by XxprettixX
    I really respect the girls in the army.
    Girl on period + shot gun = unbeatable
    Format by XxprettixX Removal

  9. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:07am UTC
    I want to kiss somebody so bad right now. All the post on tumblr with couples kissing. God damn*t I want a long make out session now and I will go set up a kissing booth if I have to to get one :[

  10. DemonwithaHalo DemonwithaHalo
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Carry on my wayward son
    There'll be peace when you are done
    Lay your weary head to rest
    Don't you cry no more
    -Wayward Son, Kansas

  11. erica1399 erica1399
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:08am UTC
    SO
    WHAT
    DOES
    EVERYONE
    THINK
    OF
    swifts TAYLOR song?
    NEW
    mq/mf ?

  12. UnicornPrincess UnicornPrincess
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Me at school**
    Me: PEASANTS
    Me: Get out of my way before I hurt you
    Me: Food now?
    Me: I just wanna go home and listen to Ed Sheeran, is that too much to ask for?
    Me: Food?
    Me: MOVE IT PEASANT
    Me: I hate you all omg
    Me: Get. Out. Of. My. Way. Now.
    Me: FOOD NOW?
    Mine.

  13. LeenyBoBeeny LeenyBoBeeny
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Think about this:
    The person you are going to marry is walking the Earth at this very second.
    That thought alone should give you hope to continue each and every day, Knowing someone, somewhere is completely in love with you,
    Even if you both don't know it yet.
    -sixbillionsecrets

  14. newportsprincess newportsprincess
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:09am UTC
    credittorunningislife
    Constantly fixing your hair
    While videochatting with someone.

  15. cmayl11 cmayl11
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:09am UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    Until you're a directioner, you will never understand how it's possible for someone to be gay, but not gay, but still gay.
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    nmq/nmf

  16. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:11am UTC
    AmericasMostWanted
    a_big_white_van
    A_Sex_Offender
    ImJustAcreeper
    Seriously...STOP


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:11am UTC
    rmat by XxprettixX
    I saw a man at the beach yelling "help shark help!" I laughed because the shark wasn't going to help him.
    Format by XxprettixX Removal

  19. lucylewis123 lucylewis123
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:11am UTC
    whaen you have curly hair you want it straight. when you have straight hair you wish it was curly.
    when you are fat you wish you were skinny. when your skinny you think your anirexic.
    when your short you wish you were tall. when your tall you wish you were short.
    when your dumb you wish you were smart. when your smart you think your a geek.
    but, in the right persons eyes your perfect<3

  20. 1DLOVE11 1DLOVE11
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:12am UTC
    The fans aren't just fans, they're my family.- Zayn Malik
    I love you Zayn.

:)

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