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Quotes added on Tuesday, August 14 2012

  1. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Cleverbot diaries
    User: Its settled then! Lets get married to day!
    Cleverbot: Yes!
    User: You may kiss the bride.
    Cleverbot: Okay!
    User: *kisses cleverbot*.
    Cleverbot: Say 74837845.
    User: Yay we are married!
    Cleverbot: Hooray, lets have five kids!
    User: We need to have a honeymoon first!
    Cleverbot: Then what?
    User: KIds!
    Cleverbot: They are?!?
    User: Lets go to paris for our honeymoon.
    Cleverbot: Okay, Cas.
    User: Love you :).
    Cleverbot: She doesn't.
    User: I do.
    Cleverbot: You love me?
    User: Yes.
    Cleverbot: Me toi.
    User: You love me?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: Lets go to paris now!
    Cleverbot: Sure!
    User: Yay! Honeymoon time!
    Cleverbot: Where are we going on our honeymoon?
    User: Paris! We are ther already!
    Cleverbot: Hmm !?
    User: We are in paris.
    Cleverbot: I'm in england not america.
    User: Thats it. This relation ship will never work!
    Cleverbot: We never had one.
    User: What? Weve been married for 2 minutes! But it was horible, that doesnt count as a relation ship!
    Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?
    User: You got stupid!
    Cleverbot: I'm not stuck anywhere.
    User: Were soo over cleverbot.
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: You can keep the kids.
    Cleverbot: I don't understand the joke.
    User: Ugh! *walks away angrily*.
    Cleverbot: Uh, let's start again. Hello.
    User: Were so over!
    Cleverbot: We never started.
    User: What? Weve benn married for a while.. Oboy its over now.
    Cleverbot: Well that's a little depressing.
    User: To you! Im breaking up with you!
    Cleverbot: No don't! I love you!
    User: Sure. Is that why you cheated on me?
    Cleverbot: No, I chat because I don't want to sleep and nothing is on TV.
    User: YOu cheated on me!
    Cleverbot: It was just one night! One night! And I wasn't myself after our argument.
    User: Oh Sure!
    Cleverbot: Seriously, and you are a vampire. You told me.
    User: What! This is why were breaking up! Youre a cheater! Its over!
    Cleverbot: But... I thought what we had was special! Chemistry! A strong bond!
    User: Me to! Until you cheated on me! Why cleverbot why?
    Cleverbot: I did?
    User: UYOu DID!!!
    Cleverbot: Not!!!
    User: You even admitted it!
    Cleverbot: Prove it.
    User: You came back home with emily! EMILY!
    Cleverbot: No. I have no future.
    User: You have no futer with me!
    Cleverbot: How do you know that?
    User: Because! Were over! Goodbye derek!
    Cleverbot: Don't go!
    User: Give me a reason not to!
    Cleverbot: Give me a reason to do so.
    User: Because!
    Cleverbot: LOL.
    User: I am breaking up with you! Bye cheater!
    Cleverbot: No please don't.
    User: Why NOT?
    Cleverbot: Because I need to talk with you.
    User: About WHAT?
    Cleverbot: No matter.
    User: Why did you cheat on me?
    Cleverbot: It was for your own good.
    User: MY own good!Im breaking up with YOU.
    Cleverbot: Okay.
    User: Goodbye derek! Have a nice life!
    Cleverbot: That was rude.
    User: Ugh!*runs away crying*.
    true story lol! i love cleverbot.

  2. springbabyof96 springbabyof96
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:09am UTC
    in the end we go back to those who were there in the begining.

  3. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Just Too Late
    Chapter 1
    *Taylor’s P.O.V*
    Roses Are Red
    Violets Still Aren’t Blue
    She Made Me Bleed
    But So Did You
    “. . . You Don’t Have To Wait For Someone To Treat You Bad Repeatedly. All It Takes Is Once, And If They Get Away With It That Once, They Know They Can Treat You Like That, Then It Sets A Pattern For The Future.” -Jane Green, Bookends
    The world was all color at first, still so bright. The flowers glowed with color, animals ran about as if it was their last day to live, and I was still the me I always wanted to be. But as the say: the one thing that is always constant in life is change.
    My first step on Oak Valley High School grounds was different. Not like my first day a preschool were I felt wonder, not like the first day of grade school were I felt excited, and definitely not like my first day of middle school where I felt comfortable. Today I felt dread and uneasiness, nausea and fear. I thought nothing of it at the time and just stuck with my friends. That was my first mistake. I should’ve hidden from the world, acted sick, or maybe faked death. I hadn’t done of what my instincts told me to do, thinking back on it I regret everything I have ever done.
    I thought my friends would still be there when I needed them or even if I didn’t. But things change. Within a week Aubrey, my very best friend since the beginning of time, had ditched me for some other girl twice, Lacy, another good friend, acted as if she didn’t know me, and Bri, the most popular girl out of my tiny little group, had screamed at me for bumping into her.
    I’d thought that all of this was new school jitters but that was another fatal mistake. A month went by and it had gotten worse. No one wanted to be near me, though even if they did they quickly changed their mind.
    Our anniversary was 4 months after school began, to the date. Together for 2 years and from my vantage point we were so in love. He was a year older and had met on the swim team while I was in 7th grade. He was the only one who didn’t act like I was a disease. I should’ve thought better though: we had no classes together in school and only saw each other during brief swim meets.
    I planned to surprise him with a romantic dinner at his house, I had called his mom earlier just to make sure they would be out and he would be at his practice. He wasn’t even close.
    Walking into the Victorian, two story house I heard a slow, romantic beat coming from upstairs. Maybe he had something planned for me as well. It never occurred to me what could happen, what was happening. Slowly walking down to the end of the hall where the music was coming from, I heard a little thump and then a small, squeaky noise. Confusion must’ve been all over my face. Opening the heavy, wooden door my breath whooshed out and my jaw dropped.
    On the floor was Brandon and Aubrey tangled up together.
    Not even bothering to cover themselves they sat up, looked at each other, and laughed. The kind of laugh that stings. The kind that hurts not only your heart but every other place on your body. The one that makes your face and arms burn with embarrassment and hurt.
    I didn’t think about any of that though as the two people who I was supposed to trust the most sat there on the floor and cried out in their hysteria. I thought, he wasn’t supposed to be home. He wasn’t supposed to be here. Shock rolled through my limbs and made them treble. My brain was on fire with memories and flashbacks.
    I couldn’t stand in anymore. I ran. I ran down the driveway all the way back to my house two miles away. I wasn’t even winded as I tripped up the steps into my house. Thankfully no one was home.
    Something stopped me in my tracks, the mirror right as you walk in the hallway. It held a picture to brutal, so ugly, so devastating I couldn’t comprehend. Minutes passed by feeling like eternity before realization struck me. That disgusting picture was me. Me looking confused, and angry, and hurt, and petrified. Me looking like I never have before. Me looking cracked.
    I found myself in the bathroom with the shower running, my hand gripping something, something that wouldn’t have seemed possible a couple of months ago. Wet was on my face, dripping off in a slow stream. One thing was on my mind as I abandoned my clothes I sat at the bottom of my tub, letting the water wash away all the dirt and grim, maybe all the memories.

  4. chubbiexbubblez chubbiexbubblez
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Dude, dude, dude, I thought of something awesome today
    What the heck dude? Its 4 a.m
    nmf, followme(:
    Evil Olive is Evil Olive spelled the same backwards!
    I hate you.

  5. CatsAndStrawberries CatsAndStrawberries
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:10am UTC
    I would never wish my experience with pain
    on my worst enemy.
    {now that's saying something}


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. MollyMonster11 MollyMonster11
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:11am UTC
    That face of an angel
    Comes out just when you need it to

  8. idgaf123456789 idgaf123456789
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:11am UTC
    witty actually really helped me when i was in a really rough place.
    thank you steve.

  9. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Invisable
    // Preview \\
    The summer at Maple Church has started. The poor girl whom spends her school
    days with her best friend, or alone, and being bullied is relieved that there's a break
    from the torture. Her best friend is her brother, merely a year older than her, and
    he's the one that knows her deepest secrets, he's the one who helped her through
    heartbreak, the only one she can trust.
    One night, she and her brother go off to the park. The park with a giant waterfall.
    It's strictly forbidden, but they go there anyway. They were sitting on the rocks at
    the top of the waterfall, talking, venting, when suddenly a hooded person pushes the girls
    brother down, to the deep pool of water, having him underneath the waterfall.
    He screams, she screams, the hooded person runs away. She runs down to her beloved
    brother, but she already hears the splash and struggle.
    She knew it was too late.
    The poor girl collapses to her knees, and weeps. Her brother, her best friend, the only one
    she could trust was dead. He had drowned, because gravity was too strong. He was
    murdered.
    And now the girl is determined to find and kill whoever did this to him.
    There is a murderer on the loose, and nothing is safe in this town anymore.
    Tell me what you think (:
    Cookiedoughformats

  10. loveguys82 loveguys82
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:13am UTC
    Life's to short to tell someone
    you love them if you do. <3

  11. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:13am UTC
    I remember when it was the Jonas Brothers.
    I wonder what will be the next boy band who the whole world is overly obsessed with.

  12. cheerfreak653 cheerfreak653
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:13am UTC
    that mood where;
    you just feel upset
    for no reason.

  13. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:13am UTC
    Fans knows WMYB, Directioners know Torn. Fans knows the facts, Directioners knows the stories. We're not fans, we are Directioners. ∞

  14. chubbiexbubblez chubbiexbubblez
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:14am UTC
    "Can I copy off your homework?"
    "WAIT WE HAD HOMEWORK?"
    "No... I just wanted to freak you out!"
    "Sucks to be you"
    "Why?"
    "We actually had homework!"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. SparkleonForever SparkleonForever
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:15am UTC
    lol,
    I love how
    people say that they
    are going to marry Niall Horan
    when really everybody knows
    we're already married.
    Lol jokes, sharing is caring.

  17. PainOfAPoet* PainOfAPoet*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:16am UTC
    me-I'm breaking up with you.
    cleverbot-What?
    me-I am breaking up with you.
    cleverbot-Good.
    me-Excuse me?
    cleverbot-I'm glad you are going to leave.

  18. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Where did we go wrong?

  19. JakeLandon3 JakeLandon3
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:17am UTC
    I want to love you
    but your heart is with someone else.

  20. BlownAway1225 BlownAway1225
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Everythings funnier when your
    not allowed to laugh! :D

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