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Monkey666

Status: Life Doesn't Always Give You Want You Want But It Never Fails To Give You What You Need

Member Since: 15 Dec 2011 11:41pm

Last Seen: 28 Jul 2013 09:33am

Birthday: April 23

Location: Rockford, IL

Gender: F

user id: 251102

92 Quotes
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35 Followers
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  1. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 10:38pm EDT
    Everyone Should Knoe The Difference Between A
    Sick Sniffle & A
    Crying Sniffle

  2. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 9:19pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  3. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 7:45pm EDT
    Me: Trying to Make a Quote On Witty
    My Dog: Oh Well Let Me Paw At Your Arms
    My Dog: And Jump On Your Lap
    My Dog: And Scratch Your Face
    My Dog: Oh and Here Let Me Knock Your iPod Out of Your Hands
    My Dog: Your Welcome.

  4. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 5:40pm EDT
    Guys! It's My Birrhday! :D

  5. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 11:53pm EDT
    When Witty Is A Household Name

  6. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 11:18pm EDT
    Then It Happened
    Life Started Looking Up

  7. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 10:45pm EDT
    That Moment When You Realize You Get To Spend Your Whole Birthday With Your Boyfriend!!!

  8. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 9:45pm EDT
    That Moment When There's Only A 2% Chance Of You Making It Out Of High School

  9. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 11:07pm EDT
    Pinterest Anyone?

  10. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 9:33pm EDT
    Am I The Only One That Doesn't Watch Any Spongebob Episodes After The Year Of 2007?

  11. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 11:02pm EDT
    I Take This One Day At A Time
    . . & Realise . .
    Now That I've Gotten You Back
    It's Hard That You've Been Kept Away
    & This Time It's On
    Me

  12. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 1:44am EDT
    And This Is Me Living A Life That Really Shouldn't Be Lived At All

  13. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 3:30pm EDT
    Is It Wrong to Hate Everyone?

  14. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 11:30pm EDT
    That Really Horrible Moment When:
    1. Your Parents are Being Really Stupid
    2. You Get Super P.issed Off
    3. You See Something Funny When You P.issed Off
    4. You Get Even More P.issed Off, Slam All the Doors in Your House, Stomp Around, Wait 10 Minutes and Then Laugh At What Was Funny
    Irritating.
    -_____-

  15. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 12:55am EDT
    That Horrible Moment Whe Life Hates You So Much That It:
    1. Puts You On Your Period
    2. Gives You Monumental Cramps
    3. Gives You the Stomach Flu
    4. Makes You Have a Fever
    5. Gives You a Migrain
    6. Kills You
    All In the Same Week.
    Thank You Life.
    -_____-

  16. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:30pm EST
    In Bilology:
    Me: *Walks In* *Says to Teacher* Sir! You're Supposed to Be Here Before the Bell Rings!
    Him: "I'll Ring Your Bell"
    Me: "Mr. Sir That Could Be Taken Two Different Ways and One of Them You Could Get Arrested For"
    Him: " :O "
    Us: *Cracks Up*

  17. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 7:41pm EST
    So I Hate When People Don't Post The Chapters to Their
    Stories Everyday
    It's Like:
    PEOPLE! STOP HAVING A LIFE AND GET ON WITTY!!!

  18. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 7:06pm EST
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  19. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:25pm EDT
    *Watching Animal Planet*
    Me: *Getting Bored* *Starts Looking Around*
    Me: *Sees Dog & Follows His Gaze To The T.V*
    Me: *Thinks* Wow, he likes this more than I do
    Me: *Tries To Get His Attention* Sir!
    Me: SIR!
    Me: Joey!
    Me: Joseph!
    Dog: *Looks At Me, Smiles, Watches T.V*
    Me: . . . . ? *Walks Away*

  20. Monkey666 Monkey666
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 8:49pm EDT
    So I Found This New Thing Called . . .
    TUMBLR
    Mind = Blown

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