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Quotes added on Sunday, July 22 2012

  1. nopankakez nopankakez
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:14am UTC
    and dont you wonder if the people who say mum on witty are british ?

  2. ohyeahx2 ohyeahx2
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:14am UTC
    credittoforgeterr
    Imagine your teacher as
    Theres This Thing You Do Before Assuming.
    Its Called Asking.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. jengee99 jengee99
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:15am UTC
    The spaces between my fingers
    are where yours fit perfectly.♥

  5. xxLilRedxx xxLilRedxx
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:15am UTC
    Every 11:11
    Me: i wish for him
    This 11:11
    Me: im tired of making the same wish i know what i asked is impossible.....so please just make sure he is happy with her :/

  6. GirlyGianna GirlyGianna
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:16am UTC
    I Think I Have Amazing Quotes. I Only Get About 3-4 Faves. I Was Looking At The Top Quotes And This Is What I See.
    Me: *runs into inanimate object*
    Me: Sorry..
    That Got About 200+ Quotes.
    Like, Really?

  7. Kaywuzhere Kaywuzhere
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:16am UTC
    I stepped on a grape, it let out a little wine
    Get it?

  8. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Found this online, thought it needed to be repeated:
    "This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:
    The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the
    Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin
    of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why
    they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the
    appeasement for Original Sin.
    According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was
    for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins
    may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that
    would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter
    Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he
    died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons
    (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal
    sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.
    When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow
    because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really
    saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He
    died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That
    is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son,
    that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.
    So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the
    implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.
    /An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do."

  9. Foxy26 Foxy26
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:17am UTC
    THE REALITY OF FEAR:
    You're not scared of the dark,
    You're scared of what's in it.
    You're not afraid of heights,
    You're afraid of falling.
    You're not afraid of the people around you,
    You're afraid of rejection.
    You're not afraid to love,
    You're afraid of not being loved back.
    You're not afraid to let go,
    You're afraid that he's/she's beat you to it.
    You're not afraid to try again,
    You're afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.

  10. Dreaded_DearDiary Dreaded_DearDiary
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:17am UTC
    SOMEONE TELL ME IF THIS IS A REJECTION:
    Um ur a really cool person and cute to and I'd date u in a heart beat , but I was thinking all day today , that u know how u said I scare u , I feel that we should say freinds for a while and not lead each other on , at least for the next 6 months :) , I feel like u have so much going on and I don't want to become a distraction , bc I could see that happening , what u think:)
    I'm always here as a freind though:) but I would definatly want to go out with u in the future , I'm saying all this bc I don't want u to. Think I'm paly ing with ur feelings, just being smart
    then i said : okay thats fine
    then he said : R u mad :O , I was thinking about u that's all :$ bc u said I scare u
    then i said : no im hot mad one bit ( * in reality i was tearing up, after seeing all those compliments backed up with the word but.... its obvious what hes saying is negative thats why he keeps adding compliments*)
    he said : I just didn't want to be selfish, ur mad I can tell, I feel that I would not be a good fit for u if I came into ur life right now, I want to eventually though, after ur done school
    he said : I'm really starting to care for u:$
    he said : I'm sorry ?:(
    i said : I don't understand why you're apologizing, you didn't say anything wrong. We'll stay friends :)
    ... maybe its time to delete him, i started cutting again because of him :(

  11. MorganElizabethMoss MorganElizabethMoss
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:18am UTC
    Why make a quote about me?
    Doesn't make your life easierr?
    I'll just make you mad by faving it.

  12. springbabyof96 springbabyof96
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:18am UTC
    Which would you choose?
    A plastic rose or a regular rose?
    One may last forever,
    But the other is real.
    So which do you choose?

  13. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:18am UTC
    YOU WILL FIND A GIRL :
    - prettier than me
    - smarter than me
    - funnier than me &
    but you will NEVER find a girl, just like me. ♥♥♥
    nmf

  14. Kaywuzhere Kaywuzhere
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:19am UTC
    What if March actrully has 32 days & April 1st is just a prank?
    Your mind = BLOWN

  15. annaW annaW
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:19am UTC
    Every minute you spend
    with someone
    Gives them a part of your life, and takes part of theirs.
    format by sandrasaurus

  16. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:19am UTC
    The night you got to the trackk and when your crush races and spins out and gets wrecked you start to freakkk out!!!!!!!! Great night of racingg was so glad to be back

  17. NinaPayne NinaPayne
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:20am UTC

    FaveFormaaaaaaaats! :DDD
    dododoododdo
    :DDDDDDDDDDDD
    :]
    Format credit: FaveFormats
    Tomorro w At 8:22 p.m.
    One Direction was formed.
    Fav if you are so proud of where
    they are

  18. Moosey00 Moosey00
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:20am UTC
    I am not single
    I am not taken
    I am mentally dating that one special person who dosent even know that I exist

  19. Ggkgriff Ggkgriff
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:20am UTC
    *1:30 AM*
    Me: Tomorrow im going down the cape.
    Friend: You mean later today?
    Me: Tomorrow doesnt start till i wake up...

  20. SockMonkey SockMonkey
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:21am UTC
    HERES TO THE KIDS #3
    who hide their tears behind a fake smile.

:)

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