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NinaPayne

Status: I don't know, I just love One Direction and food...

Member Since: 28 Apr 2012 09:21pm

Last Seen: 3 Jan 2015 06:11pm

Location: 1Dworld!

Gender: F

user id: 295869

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 12:28am UTC

Guys please just stop. Don't you know how it is to have an idol? I stay up all night waiting for Justin's new music videos to come out. I vote thousands of times to try and help out to win him an award. I get woken up by my twitter notifications from him. He makes me smile, he makes me laugh, his music makes me feel like i'm in another world. Other people may not see what an amazing person he is, but I do. And i love every single bit of that boy. And to see you guys sit here and just talk so much sh/t about him literally just breaks my heart. I would never talk about your idol in a bad way because i know what it's like to have one. Thanks Wittians, for making me feel horrible. For insulting the person i look up to. I'm done. 1,000% done with witty. We're a nice family huh?

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 1:13pm UTC

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
Me: Oh, hey whoah, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So... can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 2:24am UTC

You don't know the feeling of failure until you've shaved your legs and gotten goosebumps right after.

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 10:47am UTC

Society: Are you under 100lbs?
Girl: No but I'm happy.
Society: Is your hair down to your bum?
Girl: No but I'm happy
Society: Do you have huge boobs?
Girl: No but...
Society: Do you have a perfect smile?
Girl: No.
Society: Do you realise how ugly you are? Do you know that no one wants you?
Society: Wait, where'd you go?
Society: You committed suicide?
Society: Omg no, you were so beautiful and special and loved!! You will be missed so much!
Unless you're perfect nobody cares about you until you're dead. You realise how much you miss them when they're gone.
Attempted Suicide: 'Attention Seeker'
Successful Suicide: You were beautiful., Pretty, Loved. Now you're gone.

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 12:57pm UTC

We are the WTF generation: Witty Profiles, Twitter and Facebook.

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 11:06pm UTC

If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 9:59pm UTC

that moment when you have so much stuff to do but you decide to take a nap instead

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 9:40pm UTC

Do it for every time you cried over your body.
Do it for every time you hated what you saw in the mirror.
Do it for the fit body and the double takes.
Do it for yourself.
Lose. That. Weight.

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 9:37pm UTC

Oh, you got a 97 on a test and you're upset about it?
Here, use my 56 to wipe your tears...

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 9:33pm UTC

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 10:14pm UTC

I heard you're a Player,
so let's play a game.
Let's sweet talk.
Let's play fight.
Let's talk 24/7.
Let's tell each other good morning and good night every day.
Let's take walks together.
Let's wrestle each other.
Let's give each other nicknames.
Let's hang out with each other's friends.
Let's go on dates.
Let's talk on the phone all night long.
Let's hold each other.
Let's kiss and hug.
And whoever falls in love fist... Loses.
nmq/nmf

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 6:27pm UTC

Thank you Walt Disney, for making my life seem a little magical, and mysterious.
Thank you Dan Schneider, for making my life have more laughter, and smiles.
But most of all, thank you Nicholas Sparks, for making me believe that love does exist, and that it's really out there.
Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 4:58pm UTC

Longer Hair
Thinner Body.
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CookieDoughFormats

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 10:21am UTC

One Band
One Dream
One Direction ♥

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 10:17am UTC

I hate it when people say Oh you say One Direction was the best part of the olympics when Gabby trained for 2 years and she did this and this guy trained for 3 years and etc.
Well for your information b!tches One Direction came from the x- factor two years ago. They worked 2 years to get to the olympics.They had to sing before the x factor so thats 3 more years. Thats 5 years in training. They were performing for like 2 billion people too. Performing a song at the OLYMPICS is just as important as doing a sport. Its not like they magically appeared there. They had to work for it. So b!itch, next time you complain that we say They were the best part, its because they worked for it too.
Cookiedoughformats

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 1:33pm UTC

But He Doesn' Know
That on the other side of the phone, There's someone slowly dying inside
Cookiedoughformats

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 11:52am UTC

CookieDoughFormats
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Even the stars, they burn.
Some even fall to the earth.
We've got a lot to learn.
God knows were worth it ♥
CookieDoughFormats

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:37pm UTC

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotton apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, but in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:08pm UTC

*Drake And Josh*
Josh: I'm tired of being number two! Number two stinks!
Drake: (laughing) Number two stinks.
Josh: GROW UP!

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NinaPayne
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:03pm UTC

*Drake And Josh*
Delivery guy:"Package for Josh Nickles."
Josh: Thank you have a good day."
Delivery guy: "Don't tell me what to do."

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