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Foxy26

1. Foxy26
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 11:49pm UTC
   Having a rough time?
   Search "baby animals" on Google Images.
   Ü
   
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2. Foxy26
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 12:30am UTC
   Eat Oreos..
   Because we've been told
   Being rascist isn't nice.
   
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3. Foxy26
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 7:49pm UTC
   Favorite thing about the olympics?
   (Besides the hot guys..)
   PLAYING ON GOOGLE!
   
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4. Foxy26
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 1:11am UTC
   Convo between the boyfriend and me:
   Him: Ugh...I don't feel good
   Me: What hurts?
   Him: Stomach. Oh, it kills...I feel bad for you.
   Me: Does it feel like someone is stabbing you from the inside? Like there's a baby inside of you, throwing punches and karate moves?
   Him: I'm so sorry...I love you.
   That's what I thought!
   
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5. Foxy26
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 12:28am UTC
   I'm Kayaking like a boss on Google.
   
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6. Foxy26
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 12:33am UTC
   Plot Twist: You get candy from the man in the white van.
   
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7. Foxy26
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 2:26am UTC
   Imagine the
   SELF CONTROL
   needed to work in a bubble-wrap factory.
   
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8. Foxy26
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 1:06am UTC
   You make me
   hate myself.
   And I hate you for it.
   ♦♦♦
   
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9. Foxy26
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 1:06am UTC
   My boyfriend and I were just talking about how it would be to wake up next to eachother..
   I told him I look like h-e-double hockey sticks when I wake up.
   His reply?
   "I love you for who YOU ARE, not your looks. Although those are a plus, too."
   Someday I'll lose this boy. And I don't know what I'm going to do.
   
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10. Foxy26
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 12:31am UTC
    Taking a "ha" off of your
    "HAHAHAHA"
    because you think you got a lil carried away.
    
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11. Foxy26
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 12:09am UTC
    No one dies a virgin.
    Life screws us all.
    
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12. Foxy26
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:25am UTC
    There are two ways to spread light:
    ...Be the candle
    ......Or be the mirror that reflects the candle's light.
    ..........#BEAUTIFUL
    
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13. Foxy26
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Um. I've never seen a Nutella quote? LIke, a I loooove or I hatttte one? All I've seen are people complaining about other people arguing about it..
    Wittians, I think we're taking this website too
    seriously. Everyone's entitled to their opinions..
    but my advice for some of you.. if you don't like it,
    don't read it.
    
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14. Foxy26
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:17am UTC
    THE REALITY OF FEAR:
    You're not scared of the dark,
    You're scared of what's in it.
    You're not afraid of heights,
    You're afraid of falling.
    You're not afraid of the people around you,
    You're afraid of rejection.
    You're not afraid to love,
    You're afraid of not being loved back.
    You're not afraid to let go,
    You're afraid that he's/she's beat you to it.
    You're not afraid to try again,
    You're afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.
    
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15. Foxy26
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    I hate my life..
    Hold on to me..
    And if you ever decide to leave..
    Then I'll go..
    I'll go..
    I'll go.
    
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16. Foxy26
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 2:11am UTC
    Some people in this world need to freaking get over themselves.
    
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17. Foxy26
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    That "oh, I'm so silly" moment when you . . .
    start reading an ad as if it's a quote.
    
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18. Foxy26
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 12:25am UTC
    You know..
    I really oughta be cleaning my room..
    But no. I'm wittying it up.
    #LiveALittle!
    
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19. Foxy26
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 1:31am UTC
    Everything I ever said . . .
    Everything that I have done . . .
    Try'na show em it's my time . . .
    Building mansions in my time . . .
    Now that's all so yesterday . . .
    I'm just lighting up my fire . . .
    Tell the world I'm saying goodbye . . .
    You ask me why . . .
    I'm building castles in the sky . . .
    I'M BUILDING//CASTLES//IN//THE//SKY.
    If you don't know this song,
    look it up. NOW.
    
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20. Foxy26
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    All women deserve a man who will
    ruin her lipstick, not her mascara.
    
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