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Quotes added on Monday, June 13 2011

  1. caughtinbetweenmyenemies caughtinbetweenmyenemies
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:15am UTC
    your the light that keeps me from the dark and i can't stop thinking of you because without you , i'm nothing. i can't resist not being without you. love is not who you can see yourself with, its who you can't see without. you found me and now i'm finally safe from the horror that i've been running from and also the fight ive been hiding:)

  2. christianbeadleslover christianbeadleslover
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:16am UTC
    I am 82% obsessed with my looks
    Hair
    [x] straightener
    [x] curling iron
    [x] mousse
    [x] hair spray
    [x] gel
    [x] other sprays
    [x] bobby pins
    [x] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [x ] you have dyed your hair
    [x] you have or had highlights
    Total: 12
    Eyes
    [x] black eyeliner
    [x ] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [ x] fake eyelashes
    [ ] eyelash curler
    [x ] eye shimmer
    [ ] colored contacts
    [ ] stunna shades
    [x]eye makeup remover
    Total so far: 19
    Lips/Teeth
    [x] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink gloss
    [x] lip stick
    [x] chap stick
    [x] lip plumper
    [x] electric toothbrush
    [ x] teeth whitener
    [ x] lip liner
    [x] more than 15 lipglosses
    [x] toothpaste
    Total so far: 29
    Complexion/Overall face
    [x ] blush
    [ x] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [x] bronzer
    [x] makeup remover
    [x] face wipes
    [x] powder
    [x] cover up
    Total so far: 37
    Nails
    [x] nail polish
    [x] filer
    [x ] nail clipper
    [ ] nail buffer
    [ ] cuticle remover
    [x] nail hardener
    [ ] nail brush
    [x] Fake nails
    [x ] nail scissors
    Total so far: 41
    Overall Total: 41
    Now,multiply your score by 2
    Then, repost as I am _% obsessed with my looks

  3. ShortySoo_Badd ShortySoo_Badd
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:17am UTC
    i have screwed up 84% of my teenage life (:
    [x] Kissed someone before dating
    [x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [X] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 3
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [X] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [X] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 8
    [x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [X] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [X] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 13
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 16
    [x] Threw something at the teacher
    [x ] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [] Broke the dress code
    [ ] Failed a class
    [X] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 20
    [x] Been called the worst student
    [ x ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [X] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 23
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [X] Copied homework
    [ x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 28 multiply by 3 for a total.

  4. Mimielizabeth14 Mimielizabeth14
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:17am UTC
    Fav. if summer vacation hit you like a pound of bricks
    because you finally realized that you wont see him again for
    3 whole months.
    </3.

  5. maydayparadex3 maydayparadex3
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:17am UTC
    I'm more than 100% mentally ill…
    [x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
    [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
    [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
    [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
    [x ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
    [x] You have been called a blonde.
    TOTAL:5
    [ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
    [ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
    [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
    [x] You just sang them to make sure
    [x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
    [x] You have choked on your own spit.
    TOTAL: 9
    [ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
    [x] You type with three fingers or less.
    [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
    [x] You have caught yourself drooling.
    TOTAL: 12
    [x] You have fallen asleep in class.
    [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    [x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
    [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
    [ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
    [ ] You think of the little voice in your head as your 'best friend'.
    TOTAL: 16
    [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    [x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
    [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
    [x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
    TOTAL: 20
    [ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
    [x] You break a lot of things.
    [x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
    [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
    [ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
    [x] The word “um” is used frequently.
    [x] You don’t know what “um” means
    [x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
    [] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
    TOTAL: 27
    multiply your score by four and repost as "i am _% mentally ill."

  6. alyssaxo97 alyssaxo97
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:18am UTC
    and i love you more than i did before, and if today i don't see your face nothing's changed no one can take your place it gets harder everyday, you love me more than you did before, and I'm sorry it's this way but, I'm coming home ill be coming home and if ask me i will stay, i will stay.♥

  7. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:19am UTC
    i would slap you,
    but i don't want to get foundation all over my hands.

  8. xxxxxxxxxxxx* xxxxxxxxxxxx*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:19am UTC
    You'rejustadaydreamaway;
    I wouldn't know what to say if I had you. And I'll keep you a day dream away, Just watch from a safe place,
    So I never have to lose...♥

  9. Iveybearr Iveybearr
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:19am UTC
    It's impossible for me to look at you, & act like we never had...
    anything♥

  10. secretsarewhatmakesme secretsarewhatmakesme
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:19am UTC
    And tonight
    he shut me up
    by kissing me
    I know I love him

  11. ZebraaxLovee ZebraaxLovee
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:20am UTC
    FavoriteThisIf..
    You Cant stand a day without him,
    Even if your not.. together,
    You still love him more than anything in the world,
    And when the day is over,
    All you wanna think about is him,
    But you know he`ll just break your heart again.
    </3

  12. christianbeadleslover christianbeadleslover
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:21am UTC
    I'm136% mentally ill… and proud of it
    [x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
    [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
    [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
    [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
    [x ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
    [x] You have been called a blonde.
    TOTAL:5
    [x ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
    [ x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
    [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
    [x] You just sang them to make sure
    [x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
    [x] You have choked on your own spit.
    TOTAL: 11
    [ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
    [x] You type with three fingers or less.
    [x ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
    [x] You have caught yourself drooling.
    TOTAL: 15
    [x] You have fallen asleep in class.
    [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    [x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
    [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
    [x ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
    [ x] You think of the little voice in your head as your 'best friend'.
    TOTAL: 21
    [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    [x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
    [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
    [x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
    TOTAL: 25
    [x ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
    [x] You break a lot of things.
    [x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
    [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
    [x ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
    [x] The word “um” is used frequently.
    [x] You don’t know what “um” means
    [x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
    [x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
    TOTAL: 34
    multiply your score by four and repost as "i am _% mentally ill."

  13. Dominican_Shorty Dominican_Shorty
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:21am UTC
    I'm so afraid right now....well my dad's birthday was yesterday (June 12)He just turned 52.His dad and his dad's dad and his dad's dad dad (etc!) all died in their 50's..My daddy is the most important man in my life!He's the only man who hasn't left my life,and i try hard to make him proud of me everyday.im lucky to have him, and having his birthday pass makes me realize that he's still around.hopefully what happend to all the other men in his family,isn't genetic...cuz i don't know what i'd do without him. :'(

  14. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:22am UTC
    I don't wanna be saved.
    I don't wanna be sober.
    I want you on my mind, in my dreams,
    behind these eyes that
    I wanna wake up, no not this time.

  15. Shaaabaaaan Shaaabaaaan
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:22am UTC
    So this boy I knew from Facebook told me he was in love with me,
    He's never even met me in person.

  16. tiana tiana
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:22am UTC
    I wish
    the hair on my
    >>head <<
    grew as fast
    as the hair on my
    >>legs<<

  17. LoveAlwaysMe LoveAlwaysMe
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:23am UTC
    ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
    I just wanna show you
    she don't even know you
    She's never gonna love you like I want to
    ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
    credit to: LetsGetRandom, and Taylor Swift

  18. dearmariaalltimelow dearmariaalltimelow
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:23am UTC
    Bueno Nacho

  19. munrochambersgf munrochambersgf
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:24am UTC
    I dropped a tear in the ocean, and I won't stop loving you until I find it

  20. jessicabrooke033 jessicabrooke033
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:24am UTC
    That feeling of almost every sad feeling there is when;;
    you text him "Hey whts up"
    like 3 different times
    and he never texts you back
    O N C E...............

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