I'm136% mentally ill… and proud of it
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. 
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL:5

[x ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ x] You just tried to lick your elbow. 
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[x] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 11

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 15

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
[ x] You think of the little voice in your head as your 'best friend'.

TOTAL: 21
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important 
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

TOTAL: 25

[x ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin

TOTAL: 34

multiply your score by four and repost as "i am _% mentally ill."