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Shaaabaaaan

1. Shaaabaaaan
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2011 6:47pm UTC
   90% of people marry their
   7th - 12th grade love. ♥
   Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
   If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
   
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2. Shaaabaaaan
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   October 13, 2011 6:46pm UTC
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3. Shaaabaaaan
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   September 18, 2011 12:11am UTC
   and you ruined the one relationship that meant something to me
   {hope you feel good about yourself}
   
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4. Shaaabaaaan
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2011 7:05pm UTC
   Condom Advice # 7
   It will be sweeter, if you wrap your peter.
   not my format
   
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5. Shaaabaaaan
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 9:46pm UTC
   ♥ so keep your mouth closed
   & let your eyes listen.
   NOT MY QUOTE
   
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6. Shaaabaaaan
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2011 1:31am UTC
   No matter how hard I try,
   I can't get over him♥
   . ......
   
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7. Shaaabaaaan
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2011 1:34pm UTC
   BESTFRIEND is 10 letters,
   But So Is...
   L Y I N G B I T C H .
   
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8. Shaaabaaaan
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   June 23, 2011 1:22pm UTC
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9. Shaaabaaaan
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2011 11:54pm UTC
   I 'd rather be a b i t c h t h a n a h oe .
   Because I'd rather tell it like it is, than blow every guy I know.
   
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10. Shaaabaaaan
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    Silly Faggott,
    Dicks are for chicks (; .
    
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11. Shaaabaaaan
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    the minute
    You think of giving up,
    think of the reason you held on for so long.
    -not my format-
    
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12. Shaaabaaaan
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    Condom Advice # 6
    You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
    not my format
    
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13. Shaaabaaaan
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    June 20, 2011 2:27pm UTC
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14. Shaaabaaaan
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    Condom Advice # 4
    When in doubt, shroud your spout.
    not my format
    
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15. Shaaabaaaan
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    Condom Advice # 3
    Don't be silly, protect your willy.
    not my format
    
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16. Shaaabaaaan
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    Condom Advice # 2
    Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
    not my format
    
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17. Shaaabaaaan
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    Condom Advice # 1
    Cover your stump, before you hump.
    not my format
    
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18. Shaaabaaaan
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    don't cry because it's over,
    smile because it happened.
    -Dr. Seuss-
    
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19. Shaaabaaaan
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    You don't have to like me;
    I'm not a facebook status ♥
    -Wiz Khalifa ♥
    
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20. Shaaabaaaan
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    First dates are
    awkward;
    First kisses are
    heavenly;
    First love is
    irreplaceable;
    First heartbreaks are
    unforgettable.
    ♥
    
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