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  1. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    Louis Tomlinson Fact #12
    When he was in France with his friend, Louis went up to a lady they thought was French and he said something rude, only to find out that she was English.

    oh boo :'D

  2. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:12am UTC
    Louis Tomlinson Fact #7
    "What would you do if you were a girl for a day?"
    "Go straight to the mirror and take my clothes off!"
    -Louis Tomlinson

    well... I dont know what to say ;D

  3. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 6:59am UTC
    Louis Tomlinson Fact #5
    Once when Louis was out of the flat, he called and had 32 pizzas ordered and delivered to their address while Harry had Caroline over for dinner.

    Oh Lou! XD

  4. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:05am UTC
    "I was about to hug a fan,
    But she said she wanted to hug Lou.
    She was about to hug Lou,
    But Lou said he wanted to hug me."
    -Niall Horan
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    "We were in Harry's house and he was pretending
    to be a whale and his mum came
    in and told him to stop making sexual noises"
    - Niall Horan ♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  6. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Slept like a baby last night...
    waking up every 3 hours
    crying for food

  7. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    I'm eating pudding

    hold you mouse over this quote

  8. JustaDirectioner JustaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Dear World,
    Please Do NOT End in
    2012
    i Just got 2013 One Direction Tickets
    NMF

  9. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Brick wall waterfall, girl you think you got it all.
    But ya don't, I do, So boom with that attitude.
    Peace, punch, Captain Crunch, I've got something you can't touch.
    ... So, Bang! Bang! Choo Choo Train, wind me up I'll do my thang.
    I know Karate! I know Kung Foo, you mess with me, I'll mess with you.
    So reeses pieces, 7 up, you mess with me, I'll mess you up!
    Anbody Else Remember this from when we were little?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Dreams don't always have to exist while
    the sun is down and your eyes are shut.
    - Alex Gaskarth ♥
    not my format.

  11. $* $*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Loose your pen= No notes
    No notes= no study
    No study= Fail
    Fail= No diploma
    No diploma= No work
    No work= NO money
    No money= No food
    No food= Skinny
    Skinny= Ugly
    Ugly= No lover
    No lover= No marriage
    No marriage= No children
    NO children= Lonely
    Lonely= Sickeness
    Sickeness= Death
    DON'T LOOSE YOUR PEN!
    n m f

  12. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    I s t a n d i n f r o n t o f t h e m i r r o r & t h i n k
    " why would anyone ever love you ? "

  13. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    Me: I'll do it at 7PM
    Time: 7:02PM
    Me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

  14. Allison13Xoxo Allison13Xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Someone:OWH! You elbowed my boob!Me:No.....You boobed my elbow! ♥

  15. drizzyyo drizzyyo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Friend; -sees a baby picture of me-
    Friend; You were so cute! What happened..
    Me; I fell into a pool of sexy. .

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    I wish I had a theme song that played
    whenever I did something awesome.

  17. FightingAgainstAnorexia FightingAgainstAnorexia
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    TODAY IS MY SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
    One year ago today, I was an inpatient at treatment for what ended up being the fourth of my five times. Last year for my birthday, I wished I were dead. Last year on my birthday, I made a goal that as soon as I finished inpatient, I would be back to 73 pounds by May 17th, 2012 (if I was even still alive.) Right now, I am 127 pounds and I could not be happier. I can’t even imagine what my life would be if I hadn’t chosen recovery. Would I even be alive right now? I am so thankful to be here alive, breathing, and celebrating my sixteenth birthday when I didn't even plan to make it this far. I spend so much time thinking about how horrible my life really is. But do I really have it that bad? I have a roof over my head and a bed to sleep in. I have a family who loves me and provides for me. I have a best friend who takes care of me, loves and supports me, and would give absolutely anything for me. (Hi Breanne. :) <3 ) I’m safe, I’m healthy, and I’m not dying.
    This year, I have another wish. Two actually. I wish that I never again find myself back where I was. And then I wish that YOU always find a reason to live. Whoever you are and whatever you’re going through, fight through it, fight for it, or fight against it. Whichever it is, don’t give up. Because remember:
    when things are bad, they don't stay that way.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    I walk around while brushing my teeth
    because I get too bored just standing there.

  19. foreverandalways41400 foreverandalways41400
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    *Hush little baby don't you cry,*
    Mommy's gonna marry five hot guys.
    One's name is Niall, one's name is Zayn.
    Then there's Harry, Louis, and Liam Payne<3
    MINE
    Made By McFly

  20. KeepSmiling4Ever KeepSmiling4Ever
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Her - im ugly. );
    Him - im pregnant.
    Her - wtf?
    Him - sorry, i thought were were stating things that are impossible.

:)

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