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JesseJesse

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Member Since: 6 Nov 2011 12:01pm

Last Seen: 22 Jan 2013 02:28pm

user id: 234958

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Name: Jesse
 

 

 
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  1. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    Home Alone:
    Expectations:
    Party! Party!
    Reality:
    Peeing with the door open.

  2. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    Every girls dream is for a guy to call her at 3 am to say "Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I love you."
    Wake me up at 3 am..
    I'll kill you.

  3. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Need a friend?
    Text me
    Need a laugh?
    Call me
    Need money?
    This number is no longer in service.

  4. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    Don't wait for a perfect moment
    Take the moment and make it perfect.

  5. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    Tv: Are you ready kids?
    Me: Aye, Aye Captain
    Tv: I can't hear you?!
    Me: AYE AYE CAPTAIN! YOUR MISSING AN EYE NOT AN EAR.

  6. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Me and my phone
    are playing hide and seek

  7. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    Police: Where do you live?
    Me: With my parents
    Police: Where do your parents live?
    Me: With me
    Police: Where do you all live?
    Me: Together
    Police: Where is your house?
    Me: Next to my neighbors house
    Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
    Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me
    Police: Tell me
    Me: Next to my house

  9. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    The real trouble with life
    is there is no background music

  10. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    I saw a girl in the park
    She was beautiful but looked really sad. I showed her my hand which had writting on it that said "#?". After she read my hand she smiled and took my pen. She wrote down her number.

  11. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Louis: "Who do you think won Liam?
    Liam:
    Louis: NOT YOU!!! *laughs*
    Liam:

  12. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    Why is a wonder bra called a wonder bra?
    Because when she takes them off you will wonder were they went.

  13. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Wanna know a secret?
    i care..

  14. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Boys Fact #5
    Girls are allowed to touch boys’ clothes, and things. Not their hair!

  15. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Boys Fact #4
    Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do .

  16. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Boys Fact #3
    We hate girls who overreact.

  17. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Boys Fact #3
    We hate girls who overreact.

  18. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Boys Fact #2
    We hate flirts.

  19. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Boy Fact #1
    Guys talk about themselves too much and are turned off by girls who do the same.

  20. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    What Boys Hate #1
    We hate it when you talk about your ex.

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