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Member Since: 6 Nov 2011 12:01pm

Last Seen: 22 Jan 2013 02:28pm

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 2:48pm UTC

Home Alone:
Expectations:
Party! Party!
Reality:
Peeing with the door open.

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Every girls dream is for a guy to call her at 3 am to say "Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I love you."
Wake me up at 3 am..
I'll kill you.

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Need a friend?
Text me
Need a laugh?
Call me
Need money?
This number is no longer in service.

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Don't wait for a perfect moment
Take the moment and make it perfect.

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 2:34pm UTC

Tv: Are you ready kids?
Me: Aye, Aye Captain
Tv: I can't hear you?!
Me: AYE AYE CAPTAIN! YOUR MISSING AN EYE NOT AN EAR.

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Me and my phone
are playing hide and seek

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 6:18pm UTC

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 6:14pm UTC

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me
Police: Tell me
Me: Next to my house

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 6:04pm UTC

The real trouble with life
is there is no background music

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 9:01pm UTC

I saw a girl in the park
She was beautiful but looked really sad. I showed her my hand which had writting on it that said "#?". After she read my hand she smiled and took my pen. She wrote down her number.

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:29pm UTC

Louis: "Who do you think won Liam?
Liam:
Louis: NOT YOU!!! *laughs*
Liam:

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Why is a wonder bra called a wonder bra?
Because when she takes them off you will wonder were they went.

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Wanna know a secret?
i care..

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Boys Fact #5
Girls are allowed to touch boys’ clothes, and things. Not their hair!