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  1. bayypointtgirl17 bayypointtgirl17
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    I'm still waiting for like,
    100 followers & paragraphs on my page,
    after favoriting all those quotes.
    nmf

  2. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    FACT
    I could be naked right now, and you wouldn't even know ♥

  3. MessyMakeup MessyMakeup
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    hey who's this ....my sister took too many shots last night and changed all the contacts in my phone into harry potter characters
    who am i?
    Draco Malfoy
    ya . . . . im not telling u who i am
    BUT WHO R U?!?!.
    a tool called draco malfoy :)

  4. MandaBaby1996 MandaBaby1996
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    Today i Found Out im Pregnant... im 15 & i am With The Father. Crazy Thing is i Didnt Cry... im Still Alittle Shocked :/ i Know Teenage Pregnancy is not easy. But i Believe Every Child is A Blessing. i Will Be Blogging About My Pregnancy For The Next 9 Months <3 Thanx For You Supports Or Comments. i Would Really Apperciate Any Advice, Experiences? i WILL finsh Highschool & Acheive My Goals, So Please Don't Bring Any Negitivty Into This.

  5. b1air b1air
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    September 11, 2011 10:34pm UTC
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  6. beccalynne42 beccalynne42
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    being jealous of that girl who always wears her hair in a messy bun and wears sweats, but always looks gorgeous.

  7. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
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    September 6, 2011 5:25pm UTC
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  8. kenziemaddiSD kenziemaddiSD
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when there's an awkward moment so awkward that everyone knows its awkward and someone makes it even more awkward by saying, "well this is awkward."
    nmqnmf

  9. morgancolleen morgancolleen
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    Today i was at a water park with my friends;
    We were standing in line for a water slide behind a couple. The girl was wearing a bikini, even though she was slightly overweight. Many girls were pointing at her and laughing.
    Her boyfriend just looked at her and said, "Meg, i don't care what other people think. You are the most beautiful girl here." ♥
    ~LoveGivesMeHope; not my format.

  10. luviiee luviiee
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Choose the guy
    who will take you home to meet his parents, not his bedroom.

  11. 2nddegreeTKDMickayla99 2nddegreeTKDMickayla99
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:27am UTC
    One day a man jumped off the Golden Gate bridge.When the police went searching through his house afterward, they found a note. It read: "Today I will walk to the bridge. If anyone smiles at me, I won't jump." I make a point to smile at everyone now.-SixBillionSecrets

  12. UnicornLight UnicornLight
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:59am UTC
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  13. xlovedreamerx9 xlovedreamerx9
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 9:01pm UTC
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    That look your friends give you when
    someone attractive walks in.
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    *nmf

  14. yupitsjulia yupitsjulia
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    September 3, 2011 11:36am UTC
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  15. xhighwayunicorn xhighwayunicorn
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 11:29am UTC
    AMITHEONLYONE
    That runs up the stairs on all fours like a deranged animal when no one else is home?

  16. livelovelaughxxxxx livelovelaughxxxxx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 11:28am UTC
    ORGANISM
    you read that wrong the first time didn't you...
    .

  17. shAMmers26 shAMmers26
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Musical Chairs
    because kids don't have a hard enough time feeling left out.

  18. decimatedxdreams decimatedxdreams
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:30am UTC
    DO YOU EVER JUST LAY IN BED AT NIGHT
    with a pillow right next to you? do you wrap your arms around it and lay your head down, pretending that it's him? is your mind crowded with thoughts and fantasies of what it would be like if you and him were together? do you listen to your ipod and imagine "what if we were slow dancing to this song?" do you constantly repeat the sound of his voice saying your name over and over again in your head? do you toss and turn because you know you'll never be with him, not even in another lifetime? does the very thought if him being with someone else eat away at you until you can't take it anymore? do your constant tears sting and burn your eyes? well guess what --
    you're in love.

  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:14pm UTC
    Not able to get a
    a boyfriend so you marry your best friend
    on Facebook.
    nmq/nmf

  20. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:33am UTC
    You're annoying,
    Go stand over there.

:)

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