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ClumsyTori
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 12:13am UTC

Sharks aren't bad guys,
If some stranger entered my house in a speedo, i would probably
attack them too...

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 10:02am UTC

Spazzing when you press play on your iPod not knowing it's on full volume.
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dancerox543
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 10:17pm UTC

My texting speed
automatically increases
When i'm mad.

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xxlovinlifexx
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September 3, 2011 12:23am UTC

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FuccckTheWorldd
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September 1, 2011 6:12pm UTC

Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin' with no make up on. That's when your the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong.
♥ ♥♥♥

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FunZy0x4
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September 1, 2011 5:48pm UTC

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lillyann_13
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 1:13am UTC

Admit it..
we've all had those moments where
we wanted to scream, breakdown, & cry.
♥

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FaithDGAF
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 2:51pm UTC

Fav my quote and I'll look on your profile and post a song that reminds me of you <3

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gocrazzyy26
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 3:23pm UTC

and did anyone else
think that the ads on witty were just
top notch animated quotes at first
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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californiasurfer
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September 1, 2011 12:44am UTC

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corizz12
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 4:05am UTC

Who else hates when...
Your chewing gum and it starts to lose it's flavor.
Then you get really hungry. D:
Or is it just me? x]
nmf

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gracexo
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 1:04pm UTC

Dont hate me cuz im beautiful
Trust me, thats not why we hate you.
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chloeesmith
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

What if we woke up,
As a baby, and our WHOLE life
Had been a dream...
♥

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laxchick28
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 11:06pm UTC

Better cuff your chick, if you with her, I can get her.. And she accidentally slip and fall on my dick
Oops I said on my dick
I ain't really mean to say on my dick
But since we talking about my dick
All of you haters say hi to it!
I'm done
nmf

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clueless1212
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 4:19pm UTC

Dear Ads on Witty,
Stop trying to look like a quote,
you're not.
Sincerely,
Almost tried to "Get Code"
♥

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xxjennaxx
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September 1, 2011 1:49pm UTC

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anyone who favs ill follow you and put a quick note on your page ♥ leave a comment to, cause its easier that way! (:
im not doing this for favs, just bored :)

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DamnnTaylerx
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August 31, 2011 12:38am UTC

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DamnnTaylerx
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September 1, 2011 4:08pm UTC

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SamanthaaV
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 12:14am UTC

How to blow bubbles ;
First go like this, spin around.
STOP!
Double take three times. One,
two three.
Then.... pelvic thrust! Whooooooo! Whooooooo!
Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT!
Now it's time to bring it around
town. Bring-it-a-round-town.
Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then... .♥

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 11:27am UTC

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