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dancerox543

1. dancerox543
   posted a quote
   March 12, 2012 9:11pm UTC
   Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
   Teacher: No. Go sit down.
   Me: Um okay.. I'll just sit here and bleed on the chair, that's cool too.
   
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2. dancerox543
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2012 10:24pm UTC
   Dude chill,
   it's GYM, not the olympics.
   
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3. dancerox543
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2012 9:29pm UTC
   I am one boob, you are the other boob
   and together?
   breast friends
   ♥
   
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4. dancerox543
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 11:26pm UTC
   That awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus
   
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5. dancerox543
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 11:49pm UTC
   S t i l l w a i t i n g
   for the day Witty gets an App! ♥
   
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6. dancerox543
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2011 9:11pm UTC
   Suck my dick.
   "Oh so r ry, my mom t o l d me no t t o p u t s mal l t hi n g s i n m y m o u t h."
   
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7. dancerox543
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2011 9:24pm UTC
   Dear website asking for my age,
   I'm going to select born in 2011,
   Sincerely,
   why is that even a damn option?
   
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8. dancerox543
   posted a quote
   September 21, 2011 10:23pm UTC
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9. dancerox543
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 10:17pm UTC
   My texting speed
   automatically increases
   When i'm mad.
   
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10. dancerox543
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    "Did you get a haircut?"
    "No I dyed the tips of my hair invisible."
    
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11. dancerox543
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    You're just like Mondays.
    Nobody likes you.
    
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12. dancerox543
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    Saying "okay" a million times
    Just to get your parents to shut up.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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13. dancerox543
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 11:27am UTC
    The dumb idiot who put
    the D in wednesday
    Must be the same
    genious
    That put the r in
    February
    nmf
    
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14. dancerox543
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    "Did I ask you?
    "No"
    "Then shut up"
    
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15. dancerox543
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    Thinking "Oh my god"
    When a slow reader is reading in class
    
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16. dancerox543
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    Me: Who do you like?
    Friend: No one.
    Me: B*tch, your telling me that out of 300+ boy at school you dont like no one? yea right.
    
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17. dancerox543
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    Who else;
    Walks in circles around their room
    While talking on the phone.
    nmf
    
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18. dancerox543
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 10:16pm UTC
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19. dancerox543
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    Lazy moment;
    If you cant find the TV remote, than you'll just watch what's on at the moment.
    
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20. dancerox543
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    who else,
    eats cough drops
    whenever they feel
    like it even if you
    arent sick
    
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