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  1. xLizzIsAmazing xLizzIsAmazing
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    format by keegster
    All these fairytales are full of sh*t
    one more f*cking love song I'll be sick.

  2. ♥Dreamer* ♥Dreamer*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    YOHO !
    Your Only Hot Online !

  3. ajjones ajjones happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    500
    Omg Wittians thank you so mu-
    ..oh wait. This doesn't happen to me.

  4. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    That moment when I youtube cute nail art designs
    and end up looking at tutorials on how to make a mutated zombie mask...

  5. DieAlone DieAlone
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:00am UTC
    Me; Your face is warm
    Guy;
    Me;
    Guy;
    Me;
    Guy;
    My mother ;
    Andy Biersack ;
    Zayn Malik;
    Me; I'm awkward.

  6. Mustachegurl Mustachegurl
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 12:39am UTC
    I hate when your hair is all smooth and silky during your shower and when you get out it's just normal.

  7. GhostOfYou GhostOfYou
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 12:40am UTC
    i'm not falling for him
    i'm crashing.

  8. EdwardSheeran EdwardSheeran
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 8:12am UTC
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  9. Julidanika Julidanika
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Friend 1: Aww! Today my boyfriend bought me flowers!
    Friend 2: Today i got 100% on my math test!
    Me: Sometimes Witty famous people fave my quotes, it's very touching

  10. klee12 klee12
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 9:01pm UTC
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  11. queen* queen*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Instead of killing yourself
    wait until
    a year from now
    where you say,
    "Holy f//k,
    I can't believe I was going to kill my self before I etcetera'd...
    before I went skinny dipping in Tennessee,
    made my own IPA,
    tried out for a game show,
    rode a camel drunk,
    skydived alone,
    learned to waltz with clumsy old people,
    photographed electric jellyfish,
    built a sailboat from trash,
    taught someone how to read,
    etc. etc. etc."
    The red washing
    down the bathtub
    can't change the color of the sea
    at all.
    I saw this on tumblr. It needed to be shared.

  12. TheTennisGirl12 TheTennisGirl12
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Things We Hate Hearing #1,
    "YOU HAD TO BE THERE ......"

  13. Anthony23 Anthony23
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    you deserve someone better,
    go find him.

  14. Denisewitty Denisewitty
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    When you get out of the ocean,
    and it feels like you haven't washed your hair in ten years.

  15. drella drella
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Dear Shaving Commercials,
    Stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, shave a Gorilla.

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 11:25am UTC
    "Live for who & what
    you love."
    - Zayn Malik
    format credit to OneDirection

  17. erinnn erinnn
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 1:30am UTC
    Yes I am Australian
    Yes I ride my kangaroo to school
    LOL JK I walk

  18. Jen07676 Jen07676
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 8:40am UTC
    Reasons why we buy magazines:
    1% To read them
    99% For the posters

  19. itsnickipewpyo itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    School Year: It's January 21, a wednesday, 2:37 pm
    Summer: it's probably july

  20. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    What a nice shade of b/tch you're wearing today

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