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  1. hallucinating* hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    I'mreally bored.
    So, if you follow me, I will follow you back and give you a shoutout around my profile and make a shoutout quote for my followers. I'm not asking. I'm just SUPER bored. I'm not doing this for followers, as I said, I'M BORED.

  2. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:03pm UTC
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    Without me you'r just aweso
    Fave if u get it :)
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    PHOBIAS PhonPHOBIAS


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  4. wellsphills wellsphills
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    like its said
    love isn't about finding someone you can live with
    but finding someone you can't live without

  5. nallygirl7 nallygirl7
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Worst thing to hear during a haircut:
    "Oops..."

  6. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    Parents: I'm in a bad mood, I think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too

  7. smile_iloveyou smile_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    When I was a kid...it was Playhouse Disney. Not Disney Junior. -__-

  8. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    Chapter 19.
    “He was just a friend, Jake.” I whispered, pulling my lips away from his.
    He had a weird look in his eyes, like he didn’t know what had just happened. Honestly, I didn’t really know what I had just done either.
    But I knew one thing for sure, that kiss meant nothing to me, and everything to him.
    And it wouldn’t be long until he figured out how much it didn’t mean to me.
    “But you hugged him, and-“
    “There’s nothing wrong with hugging a friend, Jake.” I stated, feeling his breath push against my cheek.
    “You’re right Bree.” He admitted, dragging his fingers through his hair. “I was stupid to get mad, and I’m sorry.”
    “It’s alright.” I said quietly, giving him a slight smile. “So, are you down to hang out tomorrow?”
    A wide smile appeared on his face, revealing his impossibly white teeth.
    “I’d love to.” He said, pecking my forehead. “Are there going to be any unexpected ex-boyfriend’s I need to be prepared for?”
    “No.” I giggled, rolling my eyes and stepping out of the car. “So, meet me tomorrow at the beach around one, alright?”
    “Alright.” He smiled, starting the car and slowly backing out of the driveway.
    I waved, watching him drive away. Then, I quickly ran inside, unable to wipe the devious smile away from my face. I pulled my phone out from my jean shorts, creating a group message.
    I skimmed through my contact list, adding number after number, making sure I didn’t leave any of his previous victims out.
    It took a lot of work, and persuasion, but I finally got everyone I needed to agree to come.
    I then texted Jaycie and Zoe, telling them to meet me at the beach around 12:30. I made sure that they were going to bring the needed supplies, too.
    It was 10:30pm by the time I had finished making arrangements for tomorrow.
    Most girls looking to seek revenge on their ex-boyfriend would just simply reject him when he admits to wanting her back. But no, not me. This had to be worth it, and original.
    This had to be revenge that was truly unforgettable.
    Sure, I promised that I wouldn’t surprise him with any unplanned visits from my ex-boyfriends.
    I never said anything about his ex-girlfriends.
    Next chapter's the end guys♥ I know a lot of you want a sequel, but I really just don't feel like continuing this story.. There will be an epilouge though..♥ I love you all xoxo Still unsure of if there will be a next story. I'm just getting tired of being told that i'm ugly, stupid, not talented, and oh here's a new one, that I should die of cancer.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. anorexia anorexia
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    It gets harder everyday..

  11. Yanina999 Yanina999
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Alice
    I miss u
    Really!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    It'd kind of funny how in 2010 and 2011 we were all freaking out about 2012. And here we are now 6 months away from December and no one gives a crap.

  14. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    [[ Girl on her period ]]
    Girl:Hey can you check for me?
    friend:Sure, walk infront of me!
    *looks at butt*
    "Nope, you're good"
    only me?

  15. Rejected Rejected
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:50am UTC
    * P u t s o n t o o m u c h l o t i o n *
    you: oh crap
    *wipes half of it on the person next to you*

  16. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    My IPod when i don't want to use it
    allcredittocaptivated
    My IPod when there is nothing else to do

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    "For me, technology is not going
    to impress me until you can
    download online food."
    - Niall Horan♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  18. GhostOfYou GhostOfYou
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 12:30am UTC
    Going To Bed After He Does,
    Because You Have No Other
    Reason To Stay Awake
    <3

  19. Colleeniee Colleeniee
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    Smile
    every minute of the day.
    You never know who is
    Falling in love with it♥
    nmq/nmf
    format credit to OneDirection

  20. nicholelovesyou nicholelovesyou
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    O h , t h e s e t i m e s a r e h a r d ,
    Y e a h , t h e y ' r e m a k i n g u s c r a z y ,
    d o n ' t g i v e u p o n m e b a b y . ♥

:)

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