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  1. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Awkward Moment
    when you're that one friend who always
    give relationship advice, but is still single

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    i hate people.
    but i hate saying i hate people
    because that makes me sound mean
    i'm nice i like people it's just
    i hate people.

  3. hurtslikeheaven hurtslikeheaven
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    i've never had a boyfriend
    i've never kissed anyone
    noone's ever called me beautiful
    noone's ever done anything cute or romantic for me
    and to be honest
    i'm lonely

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 9:35am UTC
    I know i'm lost
    but i'm waiting to be found
    (quote by OneDirection/NMF)

  5. leahxD leahxD
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    WAlking past
    your ex-bestfriend..
    Like your
    strangers.
    nmf

  6. itsthelittlethingsthatbreakmedown itsthelittlethingsthatbreakmedown
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Find the Gay person;
    유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유
    -Can't do it? -That's because they're humans too and we're all the same

  7. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

  8. just_another_lonely_girl just_another_lonely_girl
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    The brain is the most important
    organ in the body
    .....According to the brain....
    nmq/nmf

  9. thecookie1997 thecookie1997
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 2:43pm UTC
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    My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.
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    Follow for a Follow?

  10. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Call me old fashioned but,
    I'd rather recieve a hand written letter than an email
    I'd rather be called beautiful than hot
    I'd rather be asked "Will you be my girlfriend" than "Will you go out with me."
    I'd rather just sleep in the same bed with someone than sleep with them
    I'd rather plan my wedding with my fiance than plan it all myself.
    I'd rather talk face to face than facebook chat
    I'd rather have a man that loves me for me than loves me for my just my appearance.

  11. Anthony96 Anthony96
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Looking at old text messages,
    and wishing it happened all over again.

  12. Punkchic9000 Punkchic9000
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    That akward moment when...
    You haven't seen one of your friends in a LONG time, and you see them again=total silence

  13. UNICORN101 UNICORN101
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    me: do you want to hear a joke?
    friend: sure
    me: I'm attractive.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:49am UTC
    Treat me like a
    Princess,
    and i'll treat you like a
    Prince,
    but if you treat me like a
    Game,
    i'll be sure to show you how it's
    Played.
    nmq

  17. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 10:23am UTC
    I just want to live while i'm alive.

  18. CMcHaNeX3 CMcHaNeX3
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    "Hey! I had a dream about you last night.""Really ..." Ya, you died.

  19. xxherexgoesxnothingxx xxherexgoesxnothingxx
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    Her: I'm ugly..
    Him: I'm pregnant.
    Her: wtf?
    Him: Oh,sorry. I thought we were both listing things that are impossible.

  20. ElizaNyan ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:05am UTC
    Mom, can you lend me 30 bucks ?!?
    No! do you think money grows on trees ?
    What is money made of ?
    Paper
    And where does paper come from ?
    ...
    -True History

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