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  1. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     August 15, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    K
    "The next time someone replies back with "K." I'm going to say this: 'K? K what? K the letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stands for “Kidding”. So your reply is “Kidding?” Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K breakfast? K, as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has a K in it.'"
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  2. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     August 15, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    In Between
    In betweens will be the death of us,
    Beginnings are love and life,
    A start to change, a new world,
    Ends save us,
    Rescuing us from ways well worn,
    No, betweens will be the death of us,
    Waiting for life and conclusion,
    Suspended in a moment of variable.
    Waiting for life to begin.
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  3. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     July 20, 2012 4:26am UTC
    I don't HAVE to get A's.... Jeez!
    I just can't get a B,C,D, or an F.....
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  4. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     July 12, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Do you believe in love at first sight?
    Or do I have to walk by again...
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  5. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 20, 2012 2:20am UTC
    Fear of spiders is arachnophobia.
    Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia.
    Fear of Chuck Norris is logic.
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  6. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 20, 2012 2:15am UTC
    That terrifying moment when you realize you really love them.
    It’s the best thing in the world…
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  7. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 1:39am UTC
    “The best argument against democracy,
    is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
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  8. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 1:36am UTC
    “I always take life with a grain of salt,
    …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.”
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  9. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 1:34am UTC
    “Keep the dream alive:
    Hit the snooze button.”
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  10. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 1:30am UTC
    “When you go into court,
    you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t
    smart enough to get out of jury duty.”
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  11. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 1:28am UTC
    “If at first you don’t succeed,
    skydiving is not for you!”
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  12. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 1:26am UTC
    “You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together,
    and there was only one life jacket…
    I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.”
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  13. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 1:24am UTC
    “The sole purpose of a child’s middle name,
    is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.”
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  14. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 1:21am UTC
    “I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain,
    to be a vegetarian.”
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  15. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 1:18am UTC
    “Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.”
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  16. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 1:15am UTC
    click to see this quote
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  17. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 1:13am UTC
    “If I agreed with you,
    we’d both be wrong.”
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  18. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 12:52am UTC
    “A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
    A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying
    ‘boy was that fun.’”
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  19. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 12:49am UTC
    “I dream of a better tomorrow,
    where chickens can cross the road,
    and not be questioned about their motives.”
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  20. anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway anonymouscuziLIKEITthatway
    posted a quote
     June 16, 2012 12:46am UTC
    “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”
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