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happiest*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 1:37pm UTC

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET
away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC

quick personality test:
say "hey now" in a group of people and see if they respond with "you're an allstar" or "this is what dreams are made of"

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:18pm UTC

A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL

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happiest*
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December 28, 2013 3:12pm UTC

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:19pm UTC

if anyone ever tells you that
you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say "not for free"

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Girls on their period period
Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
Uterus:Okay
Girl:No -
Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
Me:FCK FCK FCK
Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Cramps:Howdy
Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate:No me
Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Va.gina:I can do better, hold up
Va.gina:*Niagara Falls*
Pad:You still missed.
Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Katniss Everdeen,
in an arena with 21 other people that want to kill her, doesn't swear once.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 4:47pm UTC

click to see this quote

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blankwolf*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
-____-
.......................................................................................................................................
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
Even though I went to school.
format credit jimmy365

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 2:34pm UTC

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident

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absent *
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Why aren't things like bras, pads, tampons, etc free? Like, I didn't choose the vag life, the vag life chose me.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 2:38pm UTC

If you watch Titanic backwards, it's a heart warming tale of a ship
that jumps out of the water and saves lots of drowning people.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Are you a zombie?
Because you're dead to me.

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gab*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 5:28pm UTC

jealousy made you
want to own me
and that was what
left us both
a little lonely.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Girl: I hate blood. It makes me pass out.
Me: What about.. Then.. How.. You can't.. But.. You're a girl.. And your.. Monthly.. Sucks to suck, dude.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 9:19pm UTC

if i die and people post stupid statues about me on
facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and f.cking murder them

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 2:51pm UTC

UK Grading System:
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34 F
US Grading System:
100-93 A
92-90 A-
89-86 B+
85-83 B
82-80 B-
79-77 C+
76-74 C
73-70 C-
69-67 D+
67-65 D-
64-0 F
UK-1, America-0

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:18pm UTC

‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well BIG D.I.CKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

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