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Girls on their period period 
Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
Uterus:Okay
Girl:No -
Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
Me:FCK FCK FCK 
Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Cramps:Howdy
Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate:No me
Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Va.gina:I can do better, hold up
Va.gina:*Niagara Falls*
Pad:You still missed.
Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*
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Girls on their period period Uterus:Oh, so, no baby? Uterus:Okay

278 faves · 17 comments · Dec 30, 2013 2:40pm

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DreamLikeReality · 1 decade ago
Can I please fav this more than once? :')
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brightvampierqueen · 1 decade ago
i have never read eneything more acuret other than a dicanary
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LittleCaringFreak · 1 decade ago
Is the ovaries supposed to be what causes moodswings? If not, you forgot hormones.. Other than that.. Thank you
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SelinTheBean* · 1 decade ago
i lost it at the ave maria i've been cackling for two hours
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whereismymind · 1 decade ago
The story of my life
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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
You deserve an award
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littledirectionerchristian* · 1 decade ago
100% flipping accurate!!!
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helloitslexi · 1 decade ago
Oh my accurate..
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Joannee♥* · 1 decade ago
So truee
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incompetent* · 1 decade ago
100% accurate.
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Lethal* · 1 decade ago
You forgot
Boobs: Lets go up 3 sizes
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
more like "let's go down 3 sizes"
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Lethal* · 1 decade ago
Most people i know get swollen boobs.
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helloitslexi · 1 decade ago
Its different from some people I guess because mine gets swollen sometimes when I'm with my wonderful beautiful monthly gift.
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zimchim* · 1 decade ago
I've never seen a quote as accurate as this.
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LoveLaugh · 1 decade ago
made my day
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
More like me:

Girls on their period period
Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
Uterus:Okay
Girl:No -
Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
Me:FCK FCK FCK
Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Cramps:Howdy
Me: *shoots self in the face* The pain shall die with me....!
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