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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
    yeah well BIG D.I.CKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

  3. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
    Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 a.s.sholes
    I love spanish

  4. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    Teacher: No food in class.
    Me: Listen up I did not just wake up at 6 AM, almost miss my bus,
    skip breakfast, and come here to starve all day. If I want my pop tarts
    I am sure as heck not gonna sit in here for an hour without eating
    you got that? Now go grade my test which you have
    been "grading" for a month now.
    Got it? good.
    Me: *eats pop tarts*

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    my selfies are like sp.erm cells.
    because out of every 300 million, only one makes it.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    when a cute boy sneezes i don't say
    bless you because i see that god already has

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    i don't hate school because "i'm a teenager"
    no i hate it because who the f.ck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning andgo to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok bye

  8. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Women give birth.
    We would literally have the power to end the human race,
    if we all decided in unison to boycott humanity.
    So boys, you better start treating your girls right.
    You have no clue who you're f/cking with.

  9. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    .

    .

    ℛᴀɪsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴏʀᴅs,
    ɴᴏᴛ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ.
    ℐᴛ ɪs ʀᴀɪɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʀᴏᴡs ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀs,
    ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴜɴᴅᴇʀ. .













  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    When we were five, they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our answers were like atronaut, president, or in my case, princess. When we were ten, they asked again. We answered rockstar, cowboy, or in my case, gold medalist. But now that we've grown up, they want a serious answer. Well how about this? -- Who the hell knows? -- This isn't the time to make hard and fast decisions. This is the time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere. Fall in love - a lot. Major in philosophy because there's no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind, and change it again. Because nothing is permanent. So make as many mistakes as you can. That way someday when they ask us what we want to be, we won't have to guess. We'll know.
    - TwilightSaga:Eclipse.
    Cheers to the class of 2013.
    13OSS

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    creativity
    does not happen when you are comfortable. creativity happens in chaos. it happens when you need something done. if nothing needed to be done, you could not do it.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | s u b m i s s i o n : E m m y c h a n 3

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 7:25pm UTC
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    May
    THE
    FOURTH
    be with you
    Format by Breeze

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    Have you ever tried going down the stairs
    on all fours? Don't.

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    Your laptop should have huge arm muscles from carrying your life.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    I don't understand why there's so much critisism over someone's music
    taste. Like, I don't care if your favorite music genre is whale songs. If you like it, listen to it and own it.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    i could've done my homework tonight but
    i also could have committed a murder. so there's that.

  17. HelloSmileyFace HelloSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    There are only four questions. Can you get one right?
    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
    Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
    2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
    Wrong answer.
    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..
    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
    Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:08am UTC
    There's no logical reason
    for shorts to be the same price as pants

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:02am UTC
    Imagine if every school was like PCA from Zoey 101
    I actually wouln't mind going

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