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arenaud
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April 16, 2012 5:44pm UTC

Is it just me
OR DOES EVERYONE WAKE UP AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AT SLEEPOVERS?

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BellaSwan14
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April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC

A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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forevercocozza
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April 5, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Random things I wanna tell ya:
You can actually bite your finger off, as easily as it is to bite a carrot. There is something in your brain, telling you not to eat your finger, which stops you xD
When you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
If you’re a seahorse (I hope you’re a human...), the male gives birth.
A catfish has over 27,OOO taste buds.
There are 158...yeah that’s right, 158 verses to the Greek national anthem.
Each year, more people are killed by donkeys than by plane crashes.

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sydneyjrw
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April 5, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Mom: Wear a jacket.
Me: No mom
*10 Min. Later*
Me: CRAP IT'S COLD

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blood_shot_rose
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Hey, wanna come over eat
some pizza and watch a
Disney movie. And maybe
fall helplessly in love?
Just a suggestion.

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masher33
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April 1, 2012 10:08am UTC

liam's hair = helping directioners figure out if the photo was taken in 2010, 2011, or 2012.

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MaeMae103
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March 31, 2012 10:02pm UTC

❒ SINGLE
❒ TAKEN
✔ Being bad and dating 5 hot boys(:

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BeccaBunneh
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Yes,
When I have to pee, I do announce it to my best friend.

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LuvStruckTeen
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 10:16am UTC

Today is April Fool's Day
Believe nothing.
Trust no one.
Wait, I already do that on a daily basis....

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Fake_a_smile
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April 1, 2012 12:27pm UTC

Did you know...#1
Guys play truth or dare at sleepovers to find out who their friends like, just like us girls do.

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 9:12am UTC

One Direction things#145
Niall: we saw Harry crying, we didn't know why.
Louis: i do.
Harry: if you say it i will kill you.
Louis: cause he didnt give a kiss to his mum.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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EveryonesBeautiful45678
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 7:53pm UTC

So I'm On Tumblr Next To A 3 Year-Old..& A Picture Of Drake & Josh Show Up..The 3 Year-Old Says,"I LOVE DRAKE & JOSH!!"Finally, Faith In This Generation.

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MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 10:10pm UTC

me: I need to lose weight
me:
me:
me:
me: is that a cake

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LittleDeath
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 9:26am UTC

Everything in this room is eatable , even I'm eatable ! But that is called "Cannabalism ," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
~willy wonka♥

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ILoveStarWars
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March 31, 2012 7:11pm UTC

I laugh at the guys who work at subway because they have to make ME a sandwich >:D
♥
nmf

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LilWayne145
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 9:32pm UTC

what you said: im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal
drugs and kill people im never coming back i hate you and your cooking
sucks

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harrypotterlover42
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 3:22pm UTC

MEANWHILE, AT THE CORNUCOPIA...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: YOLO.
nmq, tumblr thought it was funny.

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beelynng
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March 31, 2012 10:09am UTC

Stuff teachers want to say..
"forget this lesson, let's just go party."
"its cute how you think i actually care whether or not you pass."
"they do not pay me enough to deal with you..."
"alright, 30 dollars and we'll call it a B+"
"honestly, ma'am, your son is the biggest jerk i've ever had to teach."
"oh my gosh, forget it. we're watching a movie!"
"well, if you weren't so dumb you probably wouldn't have gotten that one wrong, would you?"
"dude, even i can tell she's not into you."
"quite frankly, Helen Keller can read better than you."
"you know, i used to bully kids like you."
^LOL, THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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March 31, 2012 11:27am UTC

Person dies in movie;
"Eh. They probably desevered it."
Dog dies in movie;
"WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT DID THE DOG DO?!"

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Checkmate
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March 31, 2012 8:06am UTC

every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist

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