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  1. Wanteddd Wanteddd
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    I sent out a text saying;
    'hey i lost my phone, can someone call it?" 10 people called me.
    I need smarter friends.
    nmq/nmf

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Our society
    has made us feel insecure and scared to be ourselves...

  3. lizardlizzie98 lizardlizzie98
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    because in case you haven't noticed, people come in all shapes and sizes and they're beautiful.
    Put THAT in your magazine.
    -Raven
    (That's so Raven)
    back when Disney shows had really deep messages.
    format : Socially_Awkward_Penguin

  4. Oliviaxo Oliviaxo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Here's to the girls
    that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
    ~
    nmf

  5. jenjen213 jenjen213
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    IDENTICAL TWINS CALL EACHOTHER UGLY.

  6. goldcrayon goldcrayon
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Dont cry for someone
    who doesnt know the
    meaning of your tears..
    Format by Breeze
    .

  7. N30NC4T N30NC4T
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    Man: What is one million years like to you?
    God: Only a second.
    Man: What is one million dollars like to you?
    God: Only a coin.
    Man: CAN I HAVE A COIN?!?!?!?1? :D
    God: Just a second...
    fave if you get it
    format by sandrasaurus

  8. N30NC4T N30NC4T
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Am I The Only One...
    Am I
    Ordoyoutalkreallyfastinyourhead
    whenpeopletypelikethis?
    Or. Have. A. Mini. Pause. In. Your. Brain. When. People. Type. Like. This?
    Or hAVe yOuR vOIcE gO Up anD DOwn WhEn pEoPLe TypE LiKE ThIS?
    OR TALK REALLY LOUD IN YOUR HEAD WHEN PEOPLE TYPE LIKE THIS?
    I know I do
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. KatieBear KatieBear
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. x3sammii x3sammii
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    It's sad when you get hurt so much
    that you can just say, "I'm used to it"

  11. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    So, don't you worry your pretty little mind,
    People throw rocks at things that shine..♥

  12. brooke* brooke*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    'Cause 789.
    Not anymore, didn't you hear?
    6 and 9 got together last night and 8 each other out.

  13. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 2:29am UTC
    I looked at myself and thought,
    Hey, you don't look that fat or ugly right now!
    Then, I remembered the lights were off.

  14. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    That depressing moment
    when you realize you're falling for someone you have no chance with.

    Just happened to me right now.... :( FML.

  15. idkwhoyouaresobackoff idkwhoyouaresobackoff
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Show people a song ;
    nobody cares... But 3 months later, everyone is singing it because. . .
    They heard it on the
    radio.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. TellmeyourSECRET TellmeyourSECRET
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Cause you're all I want, you're all I need'
    you're everything

  17. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Giving Gum to a Friend
    is like a drug deal. "You didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything, and you didn't get it from me!"

  18. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    She cries but nobody knows.
    She scream but nobody hears.
    She's lost but noone cares.

  19. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:04am UTC
    Christmas List
    • Niall Horan
    • Liam Payne
    • Zayn Malik
    • Harry Styles
    • Louis Tomlinson
    Dear Santa, If You Think This Is Too Expensive
    No Problem, They Don't Need To Have Clothes.
    Tumblr

  20. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Have you every felt insecure?
    Well look at all the other people who faved this quote, and know that you're not alone

:)

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