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  1. amazed* amazed*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    Normal Couples: "You hang up first!" "No, YOU hang up first!"
    Peeta and Katniss: "You kill me!" "No, YOU kill ME!"

  2. xXxrhiannonxXx xXxrhiannonxXx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    That one password,
    You use for everything. And if anyone
    ever found it out they could probably
    ruin your life with great ease.

  3. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 9:46am UTC
    Today on the bus this girl told my boyfriend
    "Come on Nolan! Just look at her! In the eyes, by the way."
    He said "Why?" and the girl goes,
    "Nolan just do it and then I will tell you."
    So he looks into my eyes, and the girl and her friend go
    "Awwwwwwwwwwh!" I said to the girl,
    "Nina, why did he have to do that?" and she said to me,
    "If he looks into your eyes and his pupils get big, it
    means he loves you. And he loves you." ♥
    -Not mine, just thought it was cute.

  4. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    I THINK IT'S NEARLY A MIRACLE
    WHEN TWO PEOPLE LIKE EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME.

  5. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    I'm beginning to think,
    That some of you are just...
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    ...making up these yahoo questions so you can put them as quotes
    format credit jimmy365

  6. XDangerousBeautyX XDangerousBeautyX
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 11:21am UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?
    I ACCIDENTLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD AT ME BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M SHOUTING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET. THIS PROBLEM IS LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE AND TEARING MY FAMILY APART. I JUST WANT TO BE WHOLE AGAIN!! HELP!!
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    IT'S FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
    format credit jimmy365

  7. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Dear Cancer;
    You are the reason I can't pick her up and twirl her around.
    [She's too weak to handle any sudden motion.]
    You are the reason we can't kiss in the rain.
    [She can't go outside unless the weather is perfect.]
    You are the reason we can't go on sweet, romantic dates.
    [She isn't allowed to leave the hospital.]
    You are the reason we can't have tickle fights.
    [She's too fragile. We can only touch softly.]
    You are the reason I will never be able to propose to her.
    [They say she only has a few days to live.]
    You are the reason she will never know the feeling of being a mother.
    [Why are you taking her while she's so young?]
    You are the reason she is in pain all the time.
    [It's not fair. Why her? Why anyone?]
    You are the reason I am sitting alone in a hospital waiting room.
    [I am crying my eyes out. Sometimes it's hard to be strong.]
    You are the reason she will never be a famous songwriter.
    [She had a beautiful voice. Now it's scratchy and rough.]
    You are the reason her dreams are dead. Just like her future and her hope.
    [She's trying to stay positive, but it's an act that I can see right through.]
    I don't know what I can do anymore. I'm blinded by my tears. I don't want to lose her.
    [But it's not something I can control.]
    I love you Maria, I have loved you for 3 1/2 years.
    You will never die, you'll always be in my heart.
    You'll never be gone. I'll never truly say goodbye.
    I just don't want to see you hurting like this.
    But the ending of your suffering,
    Marks the beginning of mine.
    </3

  8. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    Girl
    If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Boy
    Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
    26 minutes ago · Like
    Girl
    Sure
    26 minutes ago · Like
    Boy
    Nevermind it's too cheesy
    25 minutes ago · Like
    Girl
    Lol
    25 minutes ago · Like
    Boy
    Okay suck my d/ick
    25 minutes ago · Like

  9. ask_a_guy ask_a_guy
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Why dont guys shave their legs?
    Well, its kinda gay (no offense just i dont have a large vocab). Girls do it because guys like feeling up their legs.
    - Tommy
    Stay Beautiful

  10. gillllllx3 gillllllx3
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Me: Time for bed!
    Me: I'm soooooo tired
    Me: Ugh, I'm too tired to get ready for bed
    Me: I'm so tired, I could fall asleep in 10 seconds
    *Lays down in bed*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:WTF I CAN'T SLEEP

  11. PitchBlackGlow PitchBlackGlow
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 1:05am UTC
    Piglet: How do you spell love?
    Pooh: You don't spell it you feel it.

  12. Louiiis Louiiis
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 12:47am UTC
    Me: " i lost my upsexy and i cant find it! "
    Brian: whats "upsexy "
    Me: " Haha, Nothing Much You "
    True Story

  13. invisableme13 invisableme13
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 12:08am UTC
    That one secret that your scared even your best friend would judge you for.
    nmf

  14. InLoveWithHim1040609 InLoveWithHim1040609
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 12:50am UTC
    "You Took My Daughters Virginity!!"
    "I'm Sorry Sir It Won't Happen Again!"

  15. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 12:32am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. quotingjenna quotingjenna
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 12:54am UTC
    Guys,
    don't ever tell a girl shes ugly,
    She'll never look at herself the same way again..
    nmf

  17. Awkward_Turtle Awkward_Turtle
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 12:58am UTC
    & WHEN DID THIS JIMMY COME
    AND HOW DOES HE HAVE EVERY TOP QUOTE?!
    I dont have anything against him. Just something I noticed.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. lovelycuts lovelycuts
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    *home alone*
    *hear a loud noice*
    *your reaction*
    "....this is how i die."

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