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Denisewitty
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June 13, 2012 11:08am UTC

I wonder what it's like
to be one of the girls who wakes up in the morning and is already beautiful

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yourcool
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June 12, 2012 9:29pm UTC

It's a bird! It's a plane!
Wait, it's just that flying f/ck I don't give.

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yourcool
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June 12, 2012 9:39pm UTC

It's fine if you wear some makeup.
However, the point is not to make me scream "HOLY CRAP" when you turn around.

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EnchantedToBeFearless
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June 13, 2012 11:10am UTC

Operator: "9-1-1 please hold."
Me: "Okay. Wait, stop stabbing me for a sec."
Murderer: "K."

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Andreaxoxo
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June 13, 2012 3:49pm UTC

My mind is like Hollister.
A dark place but filled with hot boys.~

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LexieLove
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June 13, 2012 11:25am UTC

Ken: I love you!
Barbie: ....
Ken: Don't you love me?
Barbie: Have you SEEN the new One Direction Dolls?

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 6:12pm UTC

F: Is for friends that dont talk to you
U: Is for you're alone
N: Is for never having any plans at all,
All you do is sit at home!

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iloveyou333
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June 12, 2012 6:49pm UTC

that FML moment
when your Capri Sun doesn't want to lose its virginity.

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palmtrees4
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June 12, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Werid Fact
If you sneeze to hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to supress a sneeze,
you can rupture a blood vessel
in your head or neck you can die.
If you keep your eyes open by force,
they can pop out.
I'm never sneezing again.

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Anorexia is a disease
not a fashion statement.

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trulyyours
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June 12, 2012 8:39pm UTC

turning down the music in your car
when looking for a driveway
because you think it will
make you see it
better.
nmf

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 12:30pm UTC

Last night at a party,
my best friend told me he was
GAY.
He expected me to
walk out of his life.
But i didnt.
instead i laughed and said
thank god...now i have less
competition.
he smiled and we spent the rest of the night
finding him hot guys to hit on.
true story :)

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:59pm UTC

maybe if society wants me to wear clothes,
society shouldn't make clothes so expensive
..........
.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 9:10pm UTC

understanding my
emotions
Happiness ( i just ate )
Sadness (i want more food)
Anger (give me more food)
Curiousity (where is the food?)
Contentment (i ate all the food)
Fear (will there be more food?)
.
NOT MY FORMAT

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AustinH
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June 12, 2012 10:07pm UTC

The scariest thing about distance
is that you don't know whether
they'll miss you or forget you.
-THE NOTEBOOK

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:14pm UTC

I hate it when
People talk about their plans right in front of me,
but don't invite me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

You deserve a standing ovation
from my middle finger.

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tarahtnt
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Just because my outside isn't pretty,
doesn't mean you shouldnt give my inside a chance.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Back in elementary school,
when you were line leader, everyone else was your b/tch.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Why is everyone in such a hurry to die?
We haven't even had the chance to live yet.

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