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sunburntbabe14
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June 13, 2012 4:30pm UTC

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shelbyraewallace
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June 13, 2012 3:19pm UTC

I heard you're a
player.
Nice to meet you,
I'm the coach.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate bars and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me: I'm not sharing.

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Amazingness9797
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June 12, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Growing Pains
Chapter 1
My name is Sarah and I am 5. I have blonde hair and green eyes. I live at home with my daddy and mommy and big brother. My mommy is at work from 12 p.m. to 1 a.m. because daddy doesn't have a job anymore. Sometimes daddy brings blue cans home with the groceries... I don't like the blue cans sometimes, he hits when the blue cans show up. My brother is 15 and his name is Erik. Erik sometimes hits daddy when daddy hits me and it's really scary. Mommy doesn't know about the marks I have, she isn't home. One time daddy touched me in bad places, Erik wouldn't stop hitting daddy when that happened.
10 years later:
Now I'm 5"4 and my blonde hair turned light brown and my eyes are hazel. The abuse at home hasn't stopped either. Erik moved out and last year mom died. I miss her.
Fave for more? I know it's boring but it'll get better.

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JustWaiting
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 10:50am UTC

Home
Where I can look ugly
and E N J ❤ Y it.

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YoursFaithfully
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 11:29am UTC

Me : I never get along with girls... why is that?!
Mom : you were always a Tomboy
Me : No I wasn't...
Mom : ...
Me : I played with dolls...
Mom : ....
Me : ....BARBIE DOLLS
Mom : Honey, you taped guns to their legs.. and pretended they were secret agents
True story

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Yourbeautiful*
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June 13, 2012 1:39pm UTC

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Laxlover98
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 6:17pm UTC

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Let's face it. English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in eggplant.
No ham in hamburger.
And niether pine nor apple in pinapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
French Fries were not invented in France.
Quick sand takes you down slowly.
Boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea NOR is it a pig.
If writers write how come, fingers don't fing?
If the pulural of tooth is teeth,
Then shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught
Why hasn't the preacher praught?
If a vegatarian eats vegitables,
What the hell does a humanitarian eat?!
Why do people recite at a play,
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways, and drive on parkways?
English was invented by humans, not a computers.
And it reflects the creativity on the human race.
(Which of course isn't a race at all.)
♥
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Not mine. I just think it's really funny!

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mol*
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 6:36pm UTC

i once saw a homeless
man holding a sign
saying
"i bet you 5 bucks you
read this"
that was one smart man

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prplesockerninja22
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 11:49am UTC

What I said: I forgot my book.
What the teacher heard: I hate school and I hate you and I'm totally being disrespectful because I don't want to make something out of my life.

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luvcheer
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June 13, 2012 1:50pm UTC

look like a girl..
act like a lady..
think like a man..
and work like a boss..(:

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 1:20pm UTC

People say
everything happens for a reason, but it would be nice to know some of the reasons why.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Happycristy11
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June 13, 2012 2:31am UTC

Hey Beautiful:)
I'm really bored. I want to make someone smile right now. :) So, fave this quote and comment your name. Then I will write a boy's name that sounds good with yours, my opinion of you and your profile, a song that I think would describe you, and try to make you smile on your profile:)I will try to do ll of them. <3 xoxo

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shannonlovesyouxoxo
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Dear number 6,
please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. you shouldnt be talking i hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.....
sincerly,number 7
nmq

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