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chicken_lover
posted a quote
August 12, 2009 10:58pm UTC

My wish for you
is that this life becomes
all that you want it to. Your
dreams stay big, your
worries stay small, you never
need to carry more than you
can hold. and while your
out there gettin' where your
gettin' to, I hope you know
somebody loves you, and
wants the same things too,
yeah this is my wish.
My Wish- Rascal Flatts <3

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Taylawaila_x
posted a quote
August 13, 2009 4:22am UTC

I am
wild fun; outspoken; immature;
stubborn; beautiful; insecure; vulnerable;
PMS-ing; scared; confident; loving; hopeful;
I am
a daughter; a sister; a granddaughter;
a niece; a friend; a student; a little girl;
a grown woman; a partner;
I am
selfish; clumsy; careless; shy
friendly; careful; broken; whole;
misunderstood; misguided; mislead;
determined; unsure; certain; learning
I am
everything & nothing
I walk on eggshells ; and ; I walk on fire
I love you and I hate you
i wish on tars and dream on dreams
I am a million colours;
I am black and white;
I am me

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
August 11, 2009 11:18pm UTC

Today,
I went to the mall with my friend.
We saw a guy who looked like Ron Weasley.
We both screamed "Ron Weasley"
to see if he turned around.
He looked over at us and said "Yes?"
We were so excited. Then he asked the cashier how much his shirt cost.
They said it cost 49 dollars.
He then screamed in a fake british accent
"BLOODY HELL!!"
Then he looked over at us and winked.
It was the best thing that ever happened to us.
~MLIA

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bingabonger
posted a quote
August 12, 2009 12:24am UTC

diYou Know The Feelings You Get When;
you open a card and find money inside; you hear a great new song;
you get your first kiss; you ace a test; you realize you have the great-
est friends in the world; you see a hot guy at the mall; ya know,
when you get that feeling of joy that cant be replaced by anything?
Yeah, that's how he makes me feel.
but you also know the feeling of playing hide and seek, and having the
"it" person, walk right past your hiding place?
yeah, that's the only flaw.

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__iSwim
posted a quote
August 12, 2009 8:59pm UTC

You Want The Truth?
I'm terribly stubborn.
I'm a giant b.itch.
I'm d e t e r m i n e d.
I hate talking about myself.
I can't accept a compliment.
I never accept an apology.
I h o l d grudges.
I stay up too late.
I'm falling f o r someone.
I don't do things for attention.
I hate being in the lime-light.
My mouth speaks before my mind thinks,
I ' m a g o o d s p e l l e r .
I tend to make uncomfortable situations
e v e n m o r e u n c o m f o r t a b l e .
My parents f i g h t.
I'm not sure who to trust.
I l i e sometimes.
I'm usually pretty insecure.
I'm not perfect, neither are you.
Hey, You Wanted The Truth.

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I_less_than_3_you
posted a quote
August 12, 2009 11:14am UTC

Today, I drank out of one of my little
brother's straws that changes colors
every time you take a sip. Not only was I
amused all day, but now I know I'm probably
hydrated for the rest of my life.
MLIA.

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xonadiaxo
posted a quote
August 11, 2009 7:20pm UTC

Today,
I yelled "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
from the second story of a mall, pointing
at the people on the floor below. To my
intense satisfaction, some guy
pretended to die dramatically
and dropped to the floor.
MLIA

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_LyricsWillShine
posted a quote
August 11, 2009 7:51pm UTC

and you've got a smile that could
[( light up )] this whole town // i haven't seen it in a while since s h e b r o u g h t y o u d o w n
you say your're fine // i know you [( better )] than that
so whatcha doin' with a girl like that

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jC_xo17
posted a quote
February 18, 2009 2:58pm UTC

Don't play stupid with me
[ I ' m b e t t e r a t i t ]

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I_less_than_3_you
posted a quote
April 10, 2009 1:28pm UTC

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I
must confess, I'm married and I am a Baptist."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party,
and my name is Kevin." *

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bina24babyxoxo
posted a quote
April 1, 2009 4:54pm UTC

elephant: why do you have boobs on your back?
camel: thats a funny question coming from someone with a dick on theirfacee.
^credit to xoily123xo

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the_names_caro
posted a quote
March 20, 2009 7:25pm UTC

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winnie_the_pooh_x
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February 20, 2009 3:51pm UTC

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ballinnxxo
posted a quote
July 13, 2009 1:18pm UTC

i want to be the girl
who he thinks is the cutest; not necessarily the
hottest or prettiest, but the cutest, because
hottness refers to the body,
and god knows mine isn't perfect.
pretty refers to the face
i know plenty of girls prettier than me;
but cuteness is refering to every
imperfection
that he loves. every weird little habit.
the funny little things that make me different
from any other girl he could have.
like how dorky i laugh, or i can't watch gory
movies, or the way my hair smells.
all of the little things he notices and adores.
i want to be that girl
*hahaaa wow took foreveeeerr! lol it kept spazzing :P hope you like it!

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HeyyxItsxHollie
posted a quote
March 7, 2009 8:33pm UTC

me and you are like...
Lilo and Stitch ;;
Abercrombie and Fitch ;;
mac and cheese ;;
thank you and please ;;
bees and honey ;;
Easter and bunnies ;;
sleeping and dreams ;;
cookies and cream ;;
scones and jam ;;
green eggs and ham ;;
selena and demi ;;
Linguini and Remy ;;
PB & J
I'll never go away
I'm here to stay
No matter what you say
you and me are best friends forever
we'll always stick together
and never say never
forever and ever
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noo credit...not sure where its from tho...i just did the fonts and colors and edited a lil bit

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__cityofangels
posted a quote
June 8, 2009 3:51pm UTC

By the year 3000,
Facebook
Twitter &
YouTube
will be combined to make
You Twit Face.
*haha, facebook.*

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dramaqueen61896
posted a quote
April 27, 2009 4:51pm UTC

Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.
**comment to add more if you like!**

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oOyouranythingOo
posted a quote
March 27, 2009 1:24pm UTC

nevergrowup.♥

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HelloSeattle
posted a quote
May 25, 2009 8:09pm UTC

a blind man
walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
-- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
deaf woman
walked passed the blind man, she could
h e a r h e r h e a r t
pounding in her chest.
** All mine **

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Gl4m0urCh1ck
posted a quote
April 25, 2009 8:37pm UTC

I Hate It When People Ask
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
*hope yah likeeee!!(:

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