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1. the_names_caro
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2009 4:40pm UTC
   Ohh Boys..
   They know the color of your bra -
   before they notice the color of your eyes..
   
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2. the_names_caro
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   May 10, 2009 1:05pm UTC
   For just once i want someone else's face to light up when i walk into the room
   
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3. the_names_caro
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   May 10, 2009 12:58pm UTC
   Punching you in the face-
   Absolutely free of charge,
   Satisfaction guaranteed!
   
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4. the_names_caro
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2009 4:42pm UTC
   You're like dying
   and going to heaven
   without that awful
   dying
   part
   
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5. the_names_caro
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   April 13, 2009 9:33pm UTC
   One day we were making pasta-
   completely normal thing to do right?
   well, to make it more interesting,
   we started inhaling the steam after the water started boiling
   and then walked around all dizzy
   then we declared we had smoked pot
   Yeah, me and my friends.....
   
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6. the_names_caro
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2009 8:36pm UTC
   15, theres still time for you
   Time to buy and time to choose
   Hey 15, theres never a wish better than this
   When you only got 100 years to live
   
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7. the_names_caro
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   April 9, 2009 8:26pm UTC
   You should live life to the fullest not because "life is short"
   but because you only got one life to live<3
   
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8. the_names_caro
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   April 9, 2009 7:55pm UTC
   If you can't stop the cause-
   eliminate the effect
   my own<3
   
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9. the_names_caro
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   April 9, 2009 7:52pm UTC
   The reason school is spelt with a "ch" instead of just a "c"
   is because school, will never be cool
   
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10. the_names_caro
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 7:50pm UTC
    Schooliosis
    The new disease
    that's sweeping the teenage population.
    
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11. the_names_caro
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 8:57pm UTC
    A girl's survival kit
    1. Fully loaded iPod
    2. Waterproof mascara
    3. Teddy bear from childhood
    4. Emergency "napkins"
    5. A notepad and paper
    6. Cell phone with saved texts
    7. Picture of the most recent lover
    8. At least one good friend you can tell everything to.
    9. A punching bag
    10. Chocolate
    
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12. the_names_caro
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 8:49pm UTC
    God made two worlds
    One perfect
    and this one for his entertainment
    
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13. the_names_caro
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2009 7:21pm UTC
    My cheek against your chest
    the beet of your heart in my ear
    I am in your arms, protected
    you won't let anything hurt me
    my head is rested on your shoulder
    and right now i'm growing wings
    and putting on my crown
    because i feel like i'm in heaven
    
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14. the_names_caro
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2009 7:15pm UTC
    and like the deep pores in our skin
    we get concerned when what gets clogged in them shows up
    and the cuts and bruises that have healed express how breakable we are
    the muscles we have built-
    show what we had to be strong for
    the freckles that tell of our times in the sun
    and the scars all over our arms show the obstacles we have overcome
    
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15. the_names_caro
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    April 5, 2009 7:09pm UTC
    You don't stop loving someone when you realize their flaws~
    that's when you start<3
    
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16. the_names_caro
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2009 1:27pm UTC
    Prep•it•up
    ~Juicy Couture
    
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17. the_names_caro
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 6:49pm UTC
    What is the world?
    are we all here making up theories
    taking guesses at the date and time
    finding meanings to things that don't matter
    and building up foundations just to be destroyed
    making ourselves more than what we are-
    because we are only humans
    put on this earth to be top predators
    not to be civilized
    but we can think
    and talk
    and read, and write
    and we managed to change the world-forever.
    
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18. the_names_caro
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 6:45pm UTC
    Though his home is on the surface
    he is still a universe
    
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19. the_names_caro
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    March 31, 2009 8:28pm UTC
    To all guys-
    All Girls want to know about guys-
    1. What the hell you do at your sleepovers! (okay,maybe that's not so necessary, but every girl wants to know that)
    2. What kind of gifts you want, hats and candy get old.
    3. What you want in a girl! If my idea of hot was yours too, we'd be going out by now, bud
    4. What kind of things you like to do; football and video games is not that interesting
    and-
    5. If you like us! Ignoring a girl you like will only turn them off more.
    Things we don't need to know-
    1. Your "size". keep it to yourself, sweetie.
    2. What level you're on in world of warcraft and halo 3.
    3. How long you can burp or how many times you farted last night. manners are cute, acting like a 3 year old is not.
    4. Who you think is a loser, or who is an idiot. Don't be conceited, "if you point your fingers, make sure your hands are clean"
    5. and finally, calling yourself dumb, lame, stupid, e.t.c... a lot. That ain't modest, or humble. You're either asking for compliments or you have no confidence what so ever.
    
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20. the_names_caro
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 4:32pm UTC
    dont you think it's a little
    "2nd grade"
    when guys play video games?
    or is it just me
    
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