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A cab driver picks up a  nun.  She  gets  into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
"I  have  a  question  to   ask  you,   but   I   don't  want  to  offend  you."

She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a nun as long  as  I  have, you get a chance to see and
hear  just  about   everything.   I'm   sure   that   there's   nothing  you
could    say    or   ask     that    I    would   find   offensive."

"Well, I've always had  a  fantasy  to have a nun kiss me."
She responds,  "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
He  does  and  the  nun   fulfills  his  fantasy.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My   dear   child,"  said   the   nun,    "why   are   you   crying?"

"Forgive me  sister,  but  I have sinned. I lied, I
must confess, I'm married  and I am a Baptist."

The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party,
 and   my    name    is   Kevin."   *
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800 faves · 47 comments · Apr 10, 2009 1:28pm

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lovesparkzl0l · 1 decade ago
ahaha lol hilarious!!!!!!!!
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SportsLuvy10 · 1 decade ago
hahahahahhahhahahah lovee itt (;
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archuleta96 · 1 decade ago
LMFAO ! ! !! ! ! AHHH THTS HILARIOUS !
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mywish4u · 1 decade ago
0.0 MY GAY THEATRE TEACHER'S NAME IS KEVIN PARIS!!!
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hoops176 · 1 decade ago
ohmygoshh.. that is the funniest quote!! haha... that just made my day =)
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xsmsx3 · 1 decade ago
that is just GREAT.
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amarie813 · 1 decade ago
hahaha, ewwwwwwwwww
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Emilynicolee · 1 decade ago
IS LITERALLYY LOL'ING!
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kellymariesquarepantscullenjonas · 1 decade ago
This is like one of the funniest things I have EVER heard in MY LIFE.
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x3x3jackieex3x3 · 1 decade ago
aha!
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disappearing_taco · 1 decade ago
xD xD NIIIIICE!
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katie7 · 1 decade ago
OMG I WUZ LAFFIN SOOO HARD WEN I READ THIS! nice...did u think of it urself?
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PunKinpiE0703 · 1 decade ago
this is sooo funny, i almost peed myself i was laughing so hard!!! nicee
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xxNataliexo8 · 1 decade ago
lmao...lol. good job. im gonna tell this to my friends =]
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blankdream3r · 1 decade ago
haha, can't stop laughing!!!!
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xthatsnotmynamex · 1 decade ago
that's hilarious! (:
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xxMORGMANxx · 1 decade ago
badum chh (like after a joke the drums..) haha funny made me smile :)
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SoCceR4LiiFe11 · 1 decade ago
wait, he's a boy?
well, that's stupid.
not funny..
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xDAViDxARCHULETAx · 1 decade ago
lmaoo funnyy :)
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tennislover888 · 1 decade ago
omg i luv this! toooo funny!
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