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yeahh i quit this account! you can still view some quotes tho most were deleted! new account: ahhxxitsxalliexxilyx
ILY! -allie
  1. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 9:32pm UTC
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!

  2. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2009 5:01pm UTC
    xxbobo123: hello
    starchristy55: who is this?
    xxbobo123: you dont remember? oh what a shame. year 1997 you were born. december 5th
    2003 you had your 6th birthday party. your best friend sally michaels got you your first ever easy bake. but she turned on you.
    starchristy55: what the.....?
    xxbobo123: when you were trying to bake the vanilla brownies. you set down the butter knife. she grabbed it and tried to stab you. but, when she missed your head, where she was aiming, and hit your arm ,and saw what she had done, she turned the knife on herself.
    starchristy55: who is this? billy? jane? fred? taylor? brittany? those are the only people who went to my party! an adualt wouldent do this!
    xxbobo123: december 31st you had the funeral. you kept seeing her, standing next to people staring at you, with the knife in her eye. blood dripping from all paths. but you ignored her.
    starchristy55: who the eff r u?
    xxbobo123: 2 years later on january 3rd of 2005, her birthday, you saw her again. but she didnt just fade away like before, she followed you every where
    starchristy55: who do you know my life? how do you know me? how do you know this?
    xxbobo123: 1 hour ago you were just thinking of her. of the day you killed her.
    starchristy55: i did not kill her!
    xxbobo123: i think differently
    starchristy55: who ARE you?
    starchristy55: why are you doing this?
    starchristy55: come on! ANSWER MEE!
    dancarella38 has logged on
    dancerella38: hello christy
    starchristy55: oh great whos this person?
    dancarella38: why its me, sally
    starchristy55: why is this happening to me?
    dancarella38: the day on your birthday party i tried to kill you, i regret it, but i always finisha task before it ends
    dancarella38: i will see you tonite christy. goodbye
    dancarella38 has signed off
    xxbobo123: i will see you tonite as well
    starchristy55: who are you?
    xxbobo123: remember 3 days after your party? billy colman died ina an accident?
    starchristy55: yeah?
    xxbobo123: i died, there was no accident. i died because sally came to me. and asked me to come with her. which i did not want to do. she said i must or a slow painful death will come to me. i refused. so a slow painful death indeed there was.
    starchristy55: oh my god... im so sorry
    xxbobo123: well now you have that same choice.. let us take you... or a slow painful death
    xxbobo123 has sighned off
    later that night
    ----------------------------------------------------
    christy sat in her room cold and afraid
    exactly wat she was told would happen, did
    she chose to be taken because she beleived it was real
    repost this once and you will be safe
    if you dont repost thisthe spirits of, billy, sally, and christy will haunt you.... this is a life or death situation....
    repost, or be taken..or have a slow and painful death....

  3. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 1:16pm UTC
    ATTENTION!!!!: scroll ↓!
    check out my quotes please!!!&& leave a comment with a request! over there ↓! soo uhhh yeah or click the comments button over there ↑! sooo uhhh yeahhhh......... pleaseeeee im desperatee!! :P

  4. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 8:08pm UTC
    well.... that was "spazztastic!"
    (c) Ryan! ♥
    hahah! no izzy not the one that goes to our school! he goes too my friends school!

  5. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2009 6:32pm UTC
    During Math Today;;
    I looked to my [r i g h t] and saw a
    popular girl [t e x t i n g] on her
    "new" phone. I looked to my left
    and saw a nerd [t e x t i n g] ....
    but with a [c a l c u l a t o r]

  6. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2009 12:11pm UTC
    b e s t f r i e n d s!
    its a promise ; NOT A label!
    [ i.n.i.t.i.a.l.s. h.e.r.e.! ]
    ;]

  7. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2009 10:57pm UTC
    Got spirit? ... I DO!
    back of t-shirts at school! haha i love mrs. p!

  8. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2009 10:52pm UTC
    _ gossip... spreads fast like the common cold at school! _

  9. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2009 10:20pm UTC
    T op10WaysToAnnoyEdwardCullen;;
    10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
    9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
    8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
    7. Ask how Tanya is.
    6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
    5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
    4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
    3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
    2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again!
    And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
    1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna
    credit to rainbows101!

  10. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2009 8:08pm UTC
    ♥Seth Clearwater Moments♥
    seth: "That just plain ol' sucks rocks, Jacob!"
    ♥♥♥
    jacob: "Shut up, please, Seth."
    seth: "Shutting"
    ♥♥♥
    jacob: "Seth, are you gonna get mad at me if I kill your sister?"
    seth: "well, yeah, probably."
    ♥♥♥
    seth: "Anyways, they had all this food, and, dang, man, you can cook!"
    ♥♥♥
    jacob: "Shut up, Seth"
    seth: "Can do."
    ♥♥♥
    seth: I mean, it makes sense. And if it helps Bella, it's a good thing right?
    (jacob's POV)
    Both Leah and I stared at him.
    Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby, Leah told me.
    On his head, apparently.
    He used to gnaw on crib bars, too.
    Lead paint?
    Looks like it, she thought.
    ♥♥♥
    We should be thinking something like, "we come in peace."
    ♥♥♥
    seth: Okay, now I feel stupid.
    jacob: You look stupid too.
    ♥♥♥♥
    Love seth!!! ♥ :]] ok big credit to applesncinnamonx!
    I take credit for some edits! :]]

  11. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2009 8:21pm UTC
    WeLcOmE tO mY sChOoL !¡!
    Sam: Only gay guys sparkle!
    Me: Sam! I didn't know you sparkled!
    rate or hate....
    haha i<33 my hallway!
    xizzyxahhx is in myy hallway!¡! check out her quotess!

  12. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2009 2:16pm UTC
    LiFe SuCkS ;
    then you die.
    ~Jacob Black
    Breaking Dawn! <333

  13. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2009 5:02pm UTC
    b e s t b u d d i e s t i l l t h e e n d
    i.n.i.t.ia.l.s.h.e.r.e
    ilovethem all!

  14. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2009 5:01pm UTC
    szeretlek
    hungarian for i love you!
    credit! </3

  15. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2009 5:00pm UTC
    jonas who?
    its all about the cullens now <3

  16. xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx xXtWiLigHtxLoVeXaLliEXx
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2009 4:59pm UTC
    I miss how your eyes sparkled ....<33
    Credit!

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