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Dogglefox222
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April 10, 2009 12:14pm UTC

4 out of 3 people
have trouble with fractions

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I_less_than_3_you
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April 10, 2009 1:28pm UTC

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I
must confess, I'm married and I am a Baptist."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party,
and my name is Kevin." *

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trust_me_x
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April 9, 2009 9:40pm UTC

a©broken©heart
continues to beat. </3

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Cheerx4life2007
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April 9, 2009 7:51pm UTC

>>>I'm Dying To Know*
who your heart beats for.

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the_names_caro
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April 9, 2009 7:52pm UTC

The reason school is spelt with a "ch" instead of just a "c"
is because school, will never be cool

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April 9, 2009 7:54pm UTC

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limegreenforev
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April 7, 2009 4:56pm UTC

If Abercrombie said it was uncool to breathe,
99% of the teen population would die,
And I would be the new employee responsible for this sudden dip in America's population.
A L L M I N E

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qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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March 24, 2009 8:01pm UTC

and in the end--
it's not the years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years.
-Abraham Lincoln-

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powderpuffer
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March 24, 2009 7:58pm UTC

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Did you mean: spazz?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoxo_schmilee_xoxo
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March 24, 2009 6:57pm UTC

He died for you... so why not live for him..?
think about it...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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peaceandlove_15
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March 18, 2009 3:41pm UTC

From now on instead of sending guys to Boot Camp for dicipline
Send them to Edward Cullen camp
Maybe then we wont all be single
And when a guys says he loves you [[he means it]]
and when your crying [[hes there]]
and when an werewolf is after you and your baby
[[Hes ready to fight]]
mine...bored idk if it even makes sense?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Pixie_dust
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March 14, 2009 11:20pm UTC

I want you
as much as
i need oxygen
i guess i want you pretty bad :D

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oxemmaox3
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March 11, 2009 3:47pm UTC

aeaeaeaeaeaeaeaaeaeaeaea
Allison<3
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*request one for yoursleff?:]*

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