T op10WaysToAnnoyEdwardCullen;;
10. Sing “Discovery
Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is
near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is
practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me,
Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his
face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What
are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s
ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a
ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on
your knees and beg him not to go, not
again!
And the
Number
One way to annoy Edward
Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell
phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by
Madonna
credit to rainbows101!