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Member Since: 5 Jan 2009 09:42pm

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  1. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2009 12:26pm UTC
    Eras Light (?);
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    Matisse;
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    Curlz;
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    Engravers;
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    Bradley Hand;
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    French Script;
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    just some new fontss! sorry formatting is WAY messsssed upp! :(

  2. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 9:01pm UTC
    I smell so good I might go f**k myself,
    So f**k yourself and let me watch;
    Gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme your box.
    I like your [ taters ] , now show me your [ tots ].
    Sit on my face, suck my toes, pinch my nips, lick my b*lls.
    *~Gimme That Box~*
    '~Asher Roth~'
    *Reeeeeeeeaaaaaaalllllyyyyyyyyy innappropriate, but, hey, that's just Asher(:
    Not my song, but my edit :)

  3. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2009 10:02pm UTC
    Lau r en ♥
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  4. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 4:44pm UTC
    Oh,honey;;
    I already brought
    ( s e x y b a c k )
    the day I was
    born.
    *idk if someone already has this?
    Sorry if youu do!<3

  5. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 12:09am UTC
    o<{ : D }>
    hahaha its Santa!(:

  6. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 11:24pm UTC
    < ! 3
    Can't we make breaking up a
    [ b i t ]
    more fun?</3
    *give credit please(:

  7. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2009 8:27pm UTC
    Alrighty, folks;;
    I love Twilight;
    And we all know that the Cullens are gorgeous
    And I might be a smidge obsessed...
    But, honestly, what does that matter to you?!
    It's not like anyone is forcing you to read them!
    Atleast we haven't tied you down
    and screamed, "READ THESE %*#@&!"
    right in your faces,
    right?
    Some people like Twilight and like making quotes about it
    to CELEBRATE their Love for it!
    So, if you don't like the Twilight/Cullens quotes;;
    DON'T READ THEM!
    Out of sight, out of mind, right?
    Sooooo...
    STOP THE "STOP TWILIGHT QUOTES"
    and
    STOP THE "STOP THE STOP TWILIGHT QUOTES!"
    Kaay?
    Anyone agree?
    Commeent.
    _xlorenzxox_
    *♥Ü

  8. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 5:26pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 6:20pm UTC
    ::iN MY PANTS::
    set your iPod to shuffle and add in
    my pants after the title of the song ;)
    haha funny ones:
    human in my pants
    ticket to ride in my pants (by the beatles)
    bleeding love in my pants
    its tricky in my pants
    what a wonderful world in my pants
    Mr Brightside in my pants
    if i were a boy in my pants
    your the one that i want in my pants
    thinking of you in my pants
    this is made by oh_emm_gee_its_sara
    but i added these:
    [ LONG BUT FUNNY(: ]
    my life would suck without you in my pants
    your so gay in my pants
    lost in my pants
    gimme more in my pants
    right now in my pants
    thriller in my pants
    womanizer in my pants
    teenage love affair in my pants
    rehab in my pants
    never gonna be alone in my pants
    a little bit longer in my pants
    runaway love in my pants
    seek and destroy in my pants
    just chill in my pants
    kids in my pants
    i hear a symphony in my pants
    i kissed a girl in my pants
    guilty pleasure in my pants
    the kids are all f***ed up in my pants
    baby, we're invincible in my pants
    haha i know its long, but its funny(:
    commeent.

  10. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 10:54pm UTC
    &+ So I Asked Him...
    If He Liked Anyone...
    And He Said
    "NO."
    I wonder If He Will Ever Know
    That I Was [ W a i t i n g ] For
    { M.y.N.a.m.e }
    To Come Out Of His Mouth...

  11. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 12:01am UTC
    COLIE<3

  12. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2009 5:05pm UTC
    meagan<3
    *requesst(:

  13. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2009 5:00pm UTC
    LAURENx x x x
    Thanks doggiefox222!!!<3

  14. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2009 5:47pm UTC
    c o t t o n
    c a n d y
    <3
    hehe(:

  15. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2009 3:58pm UTC
    Kaaylee!♥
    *requesst(:

  16. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2009 3:24pm UTC
    *IM DOING REQUESTS*
    ~credit to t0orix0
    but i amm;]
    commentt thee proo or thee quootee pleaasee wiith the name/quote and whatever font or colors you waant!
    Thankkks!!<3

  17. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2009 3:37pm UTC
    Yeah
    Im A Loser
    BUT THE
    coolest
    LOSER YOU WILL
    EVER MEET

  18. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2009 3:32pm UTC
    | | | | | | | | | | LOST | | | | | | | | | |
    ;;
    *Does anyone else like this show?
    Or are you just lost? ;)

  19. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2009 11:12pm UTC
    iM JUST ME.
    {SiMPLE AS THAT}

  20. _xlorenzxox_ _xlorenzxox_
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2009 11:07pm UTC
    SO STiCK THAT
    iN YOUR
    JUiCE BOX &&
    SUCK IT!

:)

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