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WATS UP WORLD?!!

hi :]]

peaceluvandme
posted a quote
August 24, 2009 8:47pm UTC

Who's there to...
Save the Hero...

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
August 12, 2009 12:18am UTC

Today,
i saw the quote:
skaters,
giv the poles a break,
and grind ME instead.
69 people favored it
i laughed :]
MLIA

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
August 11, 2009 11:18pm UTC

Today,
I went to the mall with my friend.
We saw a guy who looked like Ron Weasley.
We both screamed "Ron Weasley"
to see if he turned around.
He looked over at us and said "Yes?"
We were so excited. Then he asked the cashier how much his shirt cost.
They said it cost 49 dollars.
He then screamed in a fake british accent
"BLOODY HELL!!"
Then he looked over at us and winked.
It was the best thing that ever happened to us.
~MLIA

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 9:57pm UTC

&I f a m a n . . .
speaks in t h e
middle of the forest,
and there ' s n o
w o m an to
he a r hi m ,
is h e s till
{( wrong? )}

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 9:38pm UTC

If you cant
l a ugh
at yourself ;
I will be m o re
than{happy}
to do it for you
:]

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 5:56pm UTC

Today,
I found out that {(corn)} is NOT a vegetable
I feel like my health teachers betrayed me

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 20, 2009 8:43pm UTC

A hangover
is the wrath of grapes

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 20, 2009 3:03pm UTC

IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealer-ship to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side.

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 20, 2009 3:00pm UTC

IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 20, 2009 2:30pm UTC

My Word!
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP:
Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
KLEENEX:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines.

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 16, 2009 12:35pm UTC

&;I Hate it When...
You get your math tests back,
And some smart chick whines and says;
"NOOO!! I only got a 92! FAILURE!!"
and your standing there, with your c+ in your hand thinkin;
J*U*S*T*S*H*U*T*U*P*

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 10, 2009 12:17pm UTC

&+; im done,
officially over him
so someone please tell me why these butterflies keep coming back...

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 9, 2009 10:48pm UTC

Today I pointed at a leaf in my yard and said wingardium leviosa! Then the wind blew the leaf.
I felt like wizard
and thought about how my parents would take the news.
~MLIA.

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 9, 2009 10:19pm UTC

Cheer up and dry your damp eyes and tell me when it rains,
I'll blend up that rainbow above you and,
shoot it through your veins...
*sorry if jocked again!!

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 9, 2009 7:59pm UTC

&;If today was your last day,
And tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
*srry if jocked

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 7, 2009 12:34pm UTC

lets paint the town...
we'll shut it down...
lets burn the roof...
And Then We'll Do It Again ...

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 6, 2009 12:32pm UTC

Others who broke my heart....
they were just *Northern Stars*
Pointing me on my way
into your ♥loving arms♥
*sorry if jocked. i <3 the song

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 6, 2009 12:10pm UTC

when i first heard billy mays died..
i didnt giv a crap cuz i had no idea who he was.
when i found out that he was the oxyclean guy,
i cried myself to sleep

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 6, 2009 12:00pm UTC

i was livin like theres no tomorrow, but the
damn day just kept on breakin

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peaceluvandme
posted a quote
July 4, 2009 6:21pm UTC

Today, i saw a girl at the grocery store around my age. I took out my phone and pretended to text so i looked cool, and mature. I felt superior
~MLIA
*not really an MLIA it happened to me 2day and i dont hav an account on ther lol

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