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Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.


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Boys are Stronger Than Girls? Please... Can you bleed for a

2078 faves · 70 comments · Apr 27, 2009 4:51pm

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ChrisMat · 1 decade ago
You know what........ Guys who dance ballet DO year th*ngs...js
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emily96x0o · 1 decade ago
69th comment :)
hahaa i had too

nice quote btw
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aphrodite814r · 1 decade ago
nooo! it's this quote's last day on the leaderboard!!!
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xoerin44 · 1 decade ago
love this[:
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fannypack4evah · 1 decade ago
OMG that is soooooooo right
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kenz_says_smile_x3 happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
i agree. good quoteee(:
and yeah bfun4kate is rite.. what about that bra? haha. this is like my favorite quoteee(:
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bfun4kate · 1 decade ago
CrapMateorStorm who care we have it harder.

Oh and we also, Can you go all day with a, what feels like a something a horse wears, bra on all day?!
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CrapMeteorStorm · 1 decade ago
actuallyyy you dont carry babies in your stomach (which you spelled wrong btw lol) they develop in the uterus. justttt sayin...
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loveyoulots · 1 decade ago
V thonggggggggg
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cheergirl07 · 1 decade ago
Hahah lovee itt(;
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Highstar16 · 1 decade ago
is the sring supposed to be a thong or a tampon!!
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Highstar16 · 1 decade ago
when you dance, can you do it on your toes for an hour in front of thousands of people
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underdogx705 · 1 decade ago
DaRe2SoAr11, you are totally right. They have to take all the girls PMS and stuff and some girls are just and hate everyone lol. Plus, guys have to go to the gym all the time to stay fit or else they will get weak:/
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tomatianity · 1 decade ago
this is nice and all, but i must say guys go through:
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
too you know...not just girls...
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xomaryy24 · 1 decade ago
@cabawbo2 - good poiintt. lol well saiidd(:... cute qoute btw
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cabawabo2 · 1 decade ago
@DaRe2SoAr11...uhhh no. just like we 'choose' to straighten hair and stuff, then they 'choose' to carry huge TV boxes (when do they btw?). id like proof that guys cry all night. punching each other is not mean. its not a real punch its a 'hey how ya doing punch' so next time you wanna open you big mouth think about it first
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DaRe2SoAr11 · 1 decade ago
i know im a girl and all and i know we have it hard but they do too. Girls give hugs when they see eachother. guys punch eachother? [ow.]
and some guys do face heartbreak. and some guys do have to watch someone they love be with someone else. [Where i come from, most girls are S L U T S] and some guys do cry all nightt?
and girls bring it on themselves to straighten their hair, eat salad, and wear stupid high heels.
and im pretty sure guys can carry 18 lb shopping bags; they carry huge boxes with tvs dont they?
everything else is true and im not hatin.
just expressing an opinion. good job .
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girlygirl209 · 1 decade ago
omh i love this! maybe even my favorite quote!

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monkey101 · 1 decade ago
i don't get it they think their life is hard
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LoVe2468 · 1 decade ago
story of my life
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