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  1. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Some friend's fight over boys,
    but me and my friend's
    fight over who's the weirdest
    format credit to OneDirection

  2. Limited_Edition Limited_Edition
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 6:18pm UTC
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  3. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    See that girl over there?
    She laughs a lot,
    doesn't she?
    She seems pretty happy,
    doesn't she?
    Well she's not.
    You can never imagine what that girl is going through.

  4. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    This is the sweetest thing I've seen in a while..
    A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside.
    "Your son is here," she said to the old man.
    She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened.
    Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack,
    he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent.
    He reached out his hand.
    The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones,
    squeezing a message of love and encouragement.
    The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed.
    All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward,
    holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength.
    Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile.
    He refused.
    Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her
    and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank,
    the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings,
    the cries and moans of the other patients.
    Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words.
    The dying man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the night.
    Along towards dawn, the old man died.
    The Marine released the now lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the nurse.
    While she did what she had to do, he waited.
    Finally, she returned.
    She started to offer words of sympathy, but the Marine interrupted her,
    "Who was that man?" he asked.
    The nurse was startled, "He was your father," she answered.
    "No, he wasn't," the Marine replied. "I never saw him before in my life."
    "Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?"
    "I knew right away there had been a mistake,
    but I also knew he needed his son, and his son just wasn't here.
    When I realized that he was too sick to tell whether or not I was his son,
    knowing how much he needed me, I stayed.
    I came here tonight to find a Mr. William Grey.
    His Son was killed in Iraq today, and I was sent to inform him.
    What was this Gentleman's Name? "
    The nurse with tears in her eyes answered, "Mr. William Grey........."
    Not mine. Saw it on Facebook, and I just had to share it..

  5. EllieB123 EllieB123
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    So today...
    My mom found out that I cut.
    I was expecting a lecture...
    But she pulled up her sleeve and showed me her scars.
    And said...
    "We're in this together"
    true story

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    IMAGINE
    A MIRROR
    THAT COULD
    REVEAL YOUR
    PERSONALITY,
    WOULD YOU
    DARE LOOK?

  7. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    Okay, so Monday is Suicide Awarness Day,
    And was thinking that maybe we could try to get Witty to turn yellow for it.
    Can we try to get Steve to see this & turn Witty yellow?
    Please?

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    girl: omg it's so awkward when guys like me but i don't like them back!
    me: .......yup, that happens to me aLL THE TIME OBVIOUSLY

  9. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    I'm going to bed (phrase) - Making your parents think you're going to
    sleep so you can play on your computer in your room for hours.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    me: school is going to be great
    me: i am going to conquer my fear
    me: i am going to make lots of friends
    and do really brave stuff
    and everyone will love me
    and--
    me: *walks into school
    me: *sees people*
    me: abort mission abort mission

  11. horsechick818 horsechick818
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    So 3 of the women in my family are on periods this week.
    Apparently they forgot to flush the toilet...
    Because my 5 year old brother called the cops,
    cuz there was blood in the toilet and "tissues" with blood in the garbage.
    hes gonna laugh about this one day...
    we all laughed now.

  12. ily44forever ily44forever
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    Yes, father,
    Every guy that I come in contact with, is my boyfriend. -_____-

  13. quiffjumping quiffjumping
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    what if
    for every minute you were on the internet, you burned 10 calories.
    i'd be a supermodel.

  14. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC
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  15. keegster keegster
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    MY VERSION OF FLIRTING IS LOOKING
    AT SOMEONE I FIND ATTRACTIVE
    MULTIPLE TIMES AND HOPING THEY
    ARE MORE BRAVE THAN I AM

  16. NINJAPENGUIN NINJAPENGUIN
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Roses are blue.
    Violets are unicorns.
    This Poem Makes No Sense.
    Refrigerator.

  17. sparkleyunicorns7 sparkleyunicorns7
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    s o m e t i m e s y o u r
    Knight in Shining Armor
    t u r n s o u t t o b e j u s t a n
    A$$hole in Tin Foil

  18. ashleesauder ashleesauder
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself, yet i still think i'm better than everyone else.

  19. _lifeisamazing _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Phinas and Freb: There's one hundred and four days of summer vaca-
    Me: No.

  20. sct123 sct123
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
    Me: Okay I got this
    Teacher: *calls my name*
    Me: Here
    Me: nailed it
    tumblr

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