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LilzaxX
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 1:49pm UTC

Facebook:
Me:
"Just had an amazing time with my friends.Love you all!"
3 likes and 1 comment.
Popular girl:
"lol I just blinked!"
7783 likes and 1939 comments.

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DavidDean2
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 8:28pm UTC

I love my girlfriend so
much id die for her♥
i never wanna
live without her!
iloveyoumegan♥

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 1:24pm UTC

not my quote but i love it
K .
K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for "kidding". So your reply is "kidding"? Or K as in potassium? Do you need some special K in your breakfast? K as in i can K\O you? Can i knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has a K in it.

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DedicatedToMusic
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 10:34pm UTC

I was texting my best guy friend (we are not dating) -
Him: Hey
Me: Hi..
Him: Whats wrong?
Me: Nothing..
Him: You sure? :(
Me: I'm sure..
Him: Okay.. :(
An hour later he showed up at my bedroom window with "Titanic", "The Notebook", a box on kleenex tissues, and Ben N Jerry's Ice Cream.
This is why I love him.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 4:38pm UTC

If I ever did commit suicide
I would overdoes on Advil. After all, it is a pain reliever.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 3:29pm UTC

maybe you'll understand what
you did was wrong, When I'm gone.

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Jilllll
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 9:54pm UTC

whenever someone
ties their shoes in front of me, i say,
"That's right, bow down"
c:

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UnfogettableMe
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 2:53pm UTC

So today, I realized how much I hate cancer.
It took a son away from his parents.
It took a brother away from his sister.
It took a friend away from his class.
It took a nephew away from his uncle.
It took a boyfriend away from his girlfriend.
And it took a beautiful father away from his child.
No one should have to live with that.
God Bless You, witty <3

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 10:27pm UTC

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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 8:15pm UTC

nmf. not to be offensive to anyone.
What Girls Worry About
- Weight
- Hair
-Boobs
-Looks
- Makeup
-Him
-Clothes
-Why he didnt text back.
-Food.
What Guys Worry About
-Xbox
-Their Junk
- Their muscles
- Their favorite sport
- Their 'girlfriend(s)
-Their Buddies
- Food.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 6:44pm UTC

☣ ☣ ☣ ☣ ☣
When you’re thinking about really Inappropriatethings and suddenly you start to believe that people in the room can read your Mind
format by neversaynever16 follow for a follow :)

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
January 31, 2012 4:27pm UTC

I
fight
my
own
battles
{lol jk, pikachu i choose you}

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FramingMatthew
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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glosoftballgirl
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Dear witty,
Thank you for honoring us and making all formats black and white for the weekend,
Sincerely,
Zebras

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 8:49pm UTC

90' S K I D S .
1.) Clifford the Big Red Dog.
2.) LIzzie McGuire.
3.) Magic School Bus.
4.) Rugrats.
5.) The PowerPuff Girls.
6.) Blue's Clues.
7.) As Told by Ginger.
8.) The Amanda Show.
9.) Even Stevens.
10.) Teletubbies.
11.) BeetleJuice.
12.) Saved by the Bell.
13.) Arthur.
14.) Dragon Tales.
15.) CyberChase.
16.) Full House.
17.) Scooby Doo.
18.) The Wiggles.
19.) Barny.
20.) 7th Heaven.
21.) Bill Nye the Science Guy.
22.) Goosebumps.
23.) Drake & Josh.
24.) Zoey 101.
25.) Caillou.
Fav if you have ever watched one of these. ♥

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BlueEyedCutie
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC

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GreenieXD
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 5:40pm UTC

the popular people on here will get a taste of what it feels like to be uknown

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bye*
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 4:54pm UTC

Witty looks so....
non-colorful.

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lexielicous12
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC

*Boyfriend and Girlfriend are over at the Boyfriend’s house*
*Boyfriend’s Mom: Where are you going?
*Boyfriend: My room.
*Later, Boyfriend's Mom hears a scream and goes running to the Boyfriend’s room to find him lying on the bed crying*
*Boyfirend's Mom: What happened?
*Girlfriend: I beat him at black ops...
♥

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