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April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC

NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
SOME MEMORIES

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gwenythadele
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January 15, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Most Parents
go out to eat or watch a movie together.
My Parents
discuss Angry Birds strategies.

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Tekhua
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January 15, 2012 7:09pm UTC

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kravutskea
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January 16, 2012 1:59pm UTC

if the world
dosen't end on December, 21st 2012,
I have a feeling
a lot of babies will be born on September 20th, 2013.

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DamnnTaylerx
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January 16, 2012 5:34pm UTC

I don't think
the camel will appreciate you stealing his toe like that

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yourcool
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January 15, 2012 11:29pm UTC

TO DO LIST:
1) make to do list.
2) cross off number 1.
3) realize you've already accomplished 2 things today.
4) reward yourself with a nap.

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sayheyilyx
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January 15, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Just as I was about to text him,
I got a text message from him. Coincidence?♥

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BlackButterflies
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January 16, 2012 2:14am UTC

.......................
& of course,
the only day there is a male cashier at the checkout
just has to be the day I'm buying tampons.
........................

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BlackButterflies
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January 16, 2012 2:40am UTC

opposites attract.
that's why it sucks to be as hot as I am (;

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Tortoises
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January 16, 2012 1:39pm UTC

1912:
The Titanic Sunk.
2012:
a cruise ship sunk
How totally coincedental.
-Freaky-

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stargal105
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January 15, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Dear Alarm Clock,
It may be you they hit on, but it's me they sleep with.
Sincerely, Bed.

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ugofirst22
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January 15, 2012 7:04pm UTC

The awkward moment when
Your changing your shirt
and you take off your
pants...

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pigglywiggly
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January 15, 2012 7:18pm UTC

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS,
I'M CALLING YOU DUDE.

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lexidanielle_xo
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January 15, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Girl: I'm depressed.
Society: Stop begging for attention.
Girl: I cut myself.
Society: Stop begging for attention.
Girl: I want to die.
Society: Stop begging for attention.
Girl: Commits suicide.
Society: I wish we could have helped her
before it was too late.

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like2balive1234
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January 15, 2012 8:49pm UTC

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soccerloverx03x
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January 15, 2012 7:39pm UTC

If taylor swift and bruno mars
went out and broke up
there would be some great
relashionship songs made.
♥

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pInKlOvEr4eVa
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January 8, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Only in America
-Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulence
-do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters
-do they have drive-up ATM machines withBraile lettering
-do people order double cheese burgers, larger fries, and a DIET coke.
-do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put all our junk in our garage.

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halfempty
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January 9, 2012 12:07am UTC

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