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stargal105

1. stargal105
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2012 9:43pm UTC
   my knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
   
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2. stargal105
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   January 15, 2012 9:30pm UTC
   Dear Radio Stations,
   You do know that there are more than five songs in the world right?
   
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3. stargal105
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   January 15, 2012 9:06pm UTC
   the hardest thing to convince a girl of is that she is good looking.
   
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4. stargal105
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   January 15, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   i'd slap you...
   but i wouldnt want my hand to get stuck in your five pounds of covergirl.
   
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5. stargal105
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   January 15, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   Dear Alarm Clock,
   It may be you they hit on, but it's me they sleep with.
   Sincerely, Bed.
   
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6. stargal105
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 5:33pm UTC
   I heard you're a player,
   nice to meet you.
   im the coach.
   
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7. stargal105
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2011 6:23pm UTC
   ~ if ~
   ~ my ~
   ~ heart ~
   ~ was ~
   ~ a ~
   ~ house ~
   ~ you'd ~
   ~ be ~
   ~ home ~
   <3
   
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8. stargal105
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 2:23am UTC
   CAN'T SLEEP.
   
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9. stargal105
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   November 5, 2011 12:29am UTC
   i'm sorry...
   i thought you said "best friends forever"
   NOT "best friends, temporarily"
   
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10. stargal105
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 12:17am UTC
    RANDOM THOUGHT...
    how hard would it be to do the "YMCA" in Chinese?
    
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11. stargal105
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    WILL YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP,
    OR SHOULD I USE GLUE?
    
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12. stargal105
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    NEVER LOOK BACK
    unless there is a attractive stranger behind you(;
    
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13. stargal105
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    having one of those
    "imma punch you in the face if you keep talking right now"
    kind of days.
    
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14. stargal105
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    God made Coke.
    God made PEPSI.
    God made me oh so sexy(;
    God made rivers.
    God made lakes.
    God made you...well we all make mistakes :/
    
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15. stargal105
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    October 16, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    Dear Weekend,
    i swear the weekdays mean nothing to me, your the one i want to be with.<3
    
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16. stargal105
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    FACT OF LIFE
    after monday and tuesday even a calendar says WTF.
    
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17. stargal105
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    September 19, 2011 7:16pm UTC
    if you ask me how im doing, i would say im doing fine I would lie and say that you're not on my mind
    but I go out and I sit down at a table set for two and finally I'm forced to face the truth. no matter what i say im not over you.<3
    
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18. stargal105
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    September 5, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    THIS WILL BE A TOP QUOTE.
    
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19. stargal105
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    when you can't sleep because HE is on your mind<3
    
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20. stargal105
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    AWKWARD
    you're welcome<3
    
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