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  1. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    "I need a boyfriend"
    No you don't, you need water, because you sound thirsty

  2. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    you girl, reading this right now, you're beautiful. let me tell you, i've been on so many profiles and i haven't seen a girl that wasn't. no, i can't see you. and chances are i've never seen you, but your worth everything. we all have our flaws and nobody is perfect. if you think being skinny and having a perfect nose and teeth is perfect, you're wrong. i can admit i could lose weight, i could be pretty if i tried, but who cares? but it's not like i'm sitting home all day complaining about how i'm "forever alone" and stuff. you can't keep saying that because that's just a negative attitude. when you look in the mirrior your eyes see this "too big" girl or this "too skinny" girl and you see all your flaws before you actually see the good things about you. if a guy can't accept you without makeup on or looking your best, your too good for him. i wouldn't worry about getting a boyfriend yet. i'm sure all your friends have one but why be a follower? you can't just sit home and wish you were skinnier, get up and make that happen. you're control of your own body.

  3. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    At my funeral, when they're dropping me into the ground, I demand them to play "Drop it like it's hot."

  4. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Dirty joke#2
    I wonder if Woody and Buzz have ever met Andy's mom's toys. I bet they have the same names.
    (;

  5. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    LSHMSOAIDMT
    laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco

  6. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    dirty joke#1
    so there were 3 nuns who died and went to the gates of heaven. there, they met saint peter who asked them each one question. if they got that question right, they went to heaven. if not, they went to hell. the first nun walks up to saint peter and he asks her, "Who was the first man?." She answers,"Adam". and they bells ring, angels sing and the gates to heaven open. the second nun walks up to saint peter and he asks he, "Who was the first women?" and she replies,"Oh that's an easy one, Eve". and the bells ring, angels sing, and the gates to heaven open. now, the third nun walks up to saint peter and he asks her, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" and she replies, "WOW that's a hard one!" and the bells ring, angels sing, and the gates to heaven open.
    (;

  7. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    when boy asks for your number infront of your mom.. things get awkward.

  8. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    when people put lyrics as the description on their facebook pictures. wth is this.

  9. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 7:39am UTC
    I hate the way movies portray relationships.
    It gives us unrealistic expectations of love.

  10. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 7:36am UTC
    Mom: don't forget! you are what you eat!
    Me: I need to eat a skinny person

  11. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    alliebabiiee's format
    Tupac Shakur
    1971 - ∞
    Happy birthday

  12. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    Thirty-one secrets.
    Q: Who was your last text from?
    A: Bee
    Q: Where was your default pic taken?
    A: China
    Q: How old are you?
    A: 14
    Q: Have you ever lost a close friend?
    A: Yes.
    Q: What is your current mood?
    A: Meep.
    Q: What's your brothers name?
    A: I don't have one?
    Q: Where do you wish you were right now?
    A: Cali
    Q: Have a crazy side?
    A: Who doesn't
    Q: Ever had a near death experience?
    A: Lol,yes.
    Q: Something you do a lot?
    A: Your mom.
    Q: Angry at anyone?
    A: Yes.
    Q: What's stopping you from going for the person you like love?
    A: Distance.
    Q: When was the last time you cried?
    A: 1 hour ago.
    Q: Is there anyone you would do anything for?
    A: My mom&sister.
    Q: What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
    A: Too much
    Q: Do you still have pictures of an ex?
    A: No. Thats cray
    Q: What was the last thing in your mouth?
    A: Chris Brown's d.ick
    Q: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
    A: My sister
    Q: What is your favorite song?
    A: I have too many.
    Q: What are you doing right now?
    A: Doing this.. duh -.o
    Q: Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
    A: Forever 21
    Q: Do you enjoy drama?
    A: No I hate it.
    Q: Describe your life in four words?
    A: Crazy,crazy&crazy.
    Q: Who are you thinking of right now?
    A: Nobody
    Q: What should you be doing right now?
    A: Homework lol
    Q: What are you listening to?
    A: The knowing by The Weeknd c;
    Q: Does it annoy you when PEOPlEzz TAlk likE THiS?
    A: OHEMMGeeez IhhhTT dOOOes DOOOe
    Q: Who was the last person who yelled at you?
    A: My dad
    Q: Where were you last Saturday night?
    A: I feeeerget
    Q: Are you happy with life right now?
    A: Well I'm fortunate for what I have, knowing that there are people suffering.
    Q: Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
    A:Yes.
    Q: What religion are you?
    A: I don't know. Unitarian Unaversalism

  13. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Me:*reading text book*
    Textbook: a philosopher who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.
    Me:
    Textbook:
    Me:
    Textbook:
    Me: Wtf did I just read

  14. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Dear automatic toilet,
    thanks for the enthusiasm but i wasn't finished yet.

  15. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    *Me and this kid who bullies everyone*
    Kid: I want a trampoline so bad!
    Me: They used to be called "jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one back in 1972
    Kid:
    Me:
    Kid:
    Me:
    Kid:*walks away*

  16. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    people: you need to act more like a lady
    me: *burp* suck my d*ck

  17. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    People: opposites attract
    Me: if opposites attract why aren't i covered in hot people right now...

  18. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    God: let there be ugliness
    Me: *is born*

  19. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 10:24am UTC
    Random kid: are you from Jamaica? Cause' Jamaican me crazy(;
    Me: are you from Yukan? Cause' Yukan go screw yourself

  20. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 10:21am UTC
    Me:*Sees crush's relationship status to taken*
    Me: oh heelll nahw
    Me: *does more research on the girl then the FBI

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