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  1. TiffanyLove TiffanyLove
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    At age 8, your dad buys you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
    At 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never practicing.
    At 10, he drove you all day, from soccer to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car & never looking back.
    At 11, he took you & your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
    At 12, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by not listening.
    At 13, he suggested a haircut. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
    At 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by never writing him.
    At 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by ignoring him.
    At 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by sneaking out with it.
    At 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on it all night.
    At 18, he cried at your graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying.
    At 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus & carried your bags. You thanked him by saying bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.
    At 25, he helped to pay for your wedding,& told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving far away.
    At 50, he fell ill & needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their kids.
    & one day, he quietly died. & everything bad you did came down on YOUR HEART.
    If you love your dad, favorite.

  2. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC
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  3. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Start 2013 off with an empty jar
    As the year progresses, write down all the good things that happened to you and put them in the jar
    At the end of the year, read about all the good things that happened to you

  4. beachbabe7 beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Hurricane Katrina
    Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago

  5. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Samantha Pantha LIKE if you can raed tihs whit no porlebm baecuas yuor jsut taht samrt. Lol
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  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    every house has that one room
    that creeps you out.

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  9. Love_Aholic Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    That kid in class who
    who whispers you the answer when you get called on and you dont know it.
    .. thank you.

  10. unforgetableCaleb unforgetableCaleb
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    For class today, myself and a few other seniors got to go to the middle school to help some kids and be kind of a like a big buddy. 5 and 6th graders all met up in the gym and got in to groups. I was the leader in one group and others had their own group too.
    We gave them a paper to fill out by coloring in the little circle for there answer.
    Questions like :
    Parents smoke?
    Are your parents divorced?
    and one of the questions were, are you thinking about suicide?
    At the end of the survey, they handed the paper to me and I would meet up with a teacher and give them the papers for them to look over. I was looking over some and what I saw, made me sick. I had 18 6th graders in my group.. and 9 of those kids colored in the circle of thinking about suicide. All of them put down, I get bullied.. I get made fun of because I don't wear designer jeans. I get bulled because I am not pretty..
    A 6th grade boy walked up to me and said.. I want to end everything.. So i pulled him to the side and told him to tell me why.. His response: "My mom drinks... and my dad is never home.. My mom yells at me if I don't make dinner for my little brother.. I had an older brother but he passed away from an accident.. I'm sick of being depressed.."
    I was like, wait a second.. I'll go get someone.. And he was like, Caleb.. I just don't want to go home anymore..
    and started crying out in the hall way.
    What the hell is this world coming to? 5-6th graders thinking about suicide.. They shouldn't even know what that means yet.
    If everyone cared and swallowed their pride, we'd see the day where nobody died.

  11. darling destiny* darling destiny*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Lost and insecure,
    you found me.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    just held a door for an asian guy
    and he said "sank you." ... so i punched him in the face.
    i can't believe he brought up pearl harbor like that.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    I threw a b/tch in a well,
    Don't ask me, I'll never tell.
    I looked away as she fell,
    Dumb ho was in my way.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    remember when on disney channel they
    did a Hannah Montana, Suite Life and That's so Raven mix episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you?

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    ''The loneliest moment in someone’s life
    is when they are watching their whole world
    fall apart, and all they can do is
    stare blankly.''
    F. Scott Fitzgerald,
    The Great Gatsby

  16. MeganFantasticT MeganFantasticT
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 10:30am UTC
    Is anyone else at school sitting on witty instead of paying attention? <3

  17. somedayillbefearless somedayillbefearless
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 10:04am UTC
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  18. Fudge111 Fudge111
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 10:12am UTC
    Its my
    So lets get top quote?
    Pweaze make my day!! :]]]

  19. kiwi* kiwi*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    I think we should see other people...
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    You really thought I would cry over you?
    I said I loved you,
    You thought that was true.
    Well guess what player,
    You just got played too.
    should I make a series?

  20. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    I don't want another pretty face
    I don't want just anyone to hold
    I don't want my love to go to waste
    I want you and your beautiful soul
    You're the one I wanna chase
    You're the one I wanna hold
    I won't let another minute go to waste
    I want you and your beautiful soul
    Anyone else remember this song?


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