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_BadLuckBrian_
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August 6, 2012 4:22pm UTC

SEDUCED BY TEACHER.
HOMESCHOOLED.
(look at my name to get it.)

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fredandgeorgeforever
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:55pm UTC

so if you search "Witty Profiles" on The Urban Dictionary you get this:
Witty Profiles can be extremely addicting. Obsession will occur. School work will be put off until every single quote on the top quotes list is read. Witty Profiles will know more about you than your friends and family do, and you will pour every single thought into your quotes. You will always keep a notepad or something to record your quotes in so you don't forget them. Witty Profiles will pretty much be your LIFE.
They got that right <3

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shortyac1357
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:14pm UTC

I'm ugly.
and fat.
and weird.
and off.
and stupid.
and awkward.
and dependant.
and lonley.
and mean.
and needy.
and discusting.
and friendless.
and tired.
and revolting.
and me.

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AmazingUsername
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:02pm UTC

All those quotes,
that say everyones beautiful
Don't really make me feel better....
nmf

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC

JDSKFDJSFKDSJFSKFS
DSJFKDSFJDSKFJSDKF
DJSFKSFJ SDFKJSJFSKF
AH MACARENA

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:24pm UTC

I used to believe in forever, but forever is just too good to be true...
~ Winnie The Pooh <3
CookieDoughFormats

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OwlsWithEars
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Am I the only person who..
-Feels like crying whenever I look in the mirror?
-Feel myself getting fatter with each bit of food I eat?
-Feels lonely even though I am around loads of people?
-Feels likes breaking down in tears when everything just gets too much?
-Feels like no one loves me?
-Feels useless when I can't even do lifes smallest tasks?
-Feels like not talking to anyone just wanting to blast my favourite music out?
-Getting annoyed at the littlest remark someone makes about me?
-Feeling so damn self concious that it feels like everyone is looking at me and making rude comments?
-Feeling that no one is there for me?
-Feeling that people who I used to love have changed?
-Feeling that all you need is someone who understands you and feels the same way as you do?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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_BadLuckBrian_
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:12pm UTC

FINALLY MAKES IT ON A TV SHOW.
1000 WAYS TO DIE.
(look at my name to get it.)

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Tinker0201
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Creepy van's that drive by.
The one's that make you shiver. o.O

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Harrystyles98
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Teacher: "Don't lean back in your chair you are going to fall and crack your head open!"
We have all heard this but it has NEVER happened.

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_BadLuckBrian_
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:02pm UTC

BUYS LYSOL DISINFECTING WIPES.
KILLED BY THE .1% OF GERMS.
(look at my name to get it.)

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Pluto*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC

*Me Playing With My Cat*
Me: Who's a little adorable kitty? You are! Yes, you are! I could just eat you up cause' you're so damn cute. Do you know that? I bet you don't, you adorable bundle of fluffy cotton!
Cat: Meow... *bites me*
Me: OW, YOU LITTLE SH*T! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
*Five Minutes Later*
Me: Oh, you're so cute. Who's my fluffy boyfriend? You are, my little fluffy kitty boyfriend.

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purple_flower
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 5:35pm UTC

When I'm trying to watch TV :
Mom: *turns on every sink in the house*.
Mom: *grinds coffee beans for 5 minutes*.
Mom: *reorganizes every pan in the cupboard*.
Mom: *Starts a rock band*.
When I'm not watching TV:
Mom:*reading quietly in the corner*.
Me: -_-
nmf

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vaginiall
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 11:36pm UTC

A boy piggybacking his girl friend
Girl: I was thinking.. What if one day I get so fat you can't carry me?
Boy: Then I can get just as fat, and we can roll around together

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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whenever_you_smile
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Plot Twist: The world already ended and we're living in a parallel universe.

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Meowcat
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Tom Daley
can dive into me anytime.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:34am UTC

My friend Andrew smokes.Three weeks ago we were at the gas station so he could buy cigarettes. When he has handed the cashier his ID, we heard a little voice say, "Mommy says smoking is bad for you." We spun around to find ourselves faced with a five year old little boy. Andrew looked at him and said, "You're absolutley right," then turned to the cashier and said, "I won't be needing those anymore." The cashier handed him his ID back and he hasn't smoked since.

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jdancer14
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August 5, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 15: I'm going to fack the entire men's swim team and no one can stop me

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