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Meany23
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Teenager Post#97
Elementary math problems are weird. "I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now.?" "Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE."

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NicoleMariexo6
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 8:33pm UTC

World's shortest horror story:
The last man on Earth sat
alone in a room. There was a
knock on the door

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Badapple911
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Logical questions :D
A plain is flying in the air holding 500 bricks. 1 falls out, how many are left?
499 of course!
Yeah! Now what are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in the fridge?
Chop the elephant up?
Nope, you open the fridge, put the elephant in and then close the fridge!
Next: What are the 4 steps to putting a dear in the fridge?
Open the fridge put the dear in and then close the fridge...?
*sigh* Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the dear in and close the fridge!
RIght, so, the lion king is having a birthday party, every animal is there except for 1, who is it and why?
The...er... mufasa cuz he's dead?
Haha, no. It's the dear because he's still in the fridge!
-__-;;
An old lady wants to cross a stream full of crocodiles, she does and survives, how?
Um... she walks on a bri-
Nope! All the crocodiles are at the lion king's birthday party! :D
0.o
Okay, last question, she gets across and dies. How did she die?
She drowns...
She was hit in the head by a brick! xD
I don't like this game D:

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jordankimberly21
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 8:34pm UTC

rebecca black: which seat should i taaaaaake?
me: the electric one.

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JuliaLovesU
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Did you know
#1:
"Dreamt" is the only english word that ends with "mt"
nmq, JuliaLovesU

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #165
Have a certain hair color,
people assume you're dumb.
tumblr

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Samsung
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 4:54pm UTC

See that girl over there?
The one who is my world?
The one who keeps me smiling?
The one whose smile I live for?
The one who I adore?
The one I tell everything too?
The one I'm happiest with?
The one who is really athletic?
The super skinny one?
The one with dark brown hair?
The one with brown eyes?
The one who smile could light a room of darkness?
The one who I call my best friend?
The one who doesn't know she's absolutely stunning?
Yeah that's her... <3
And I think she's perfection. :]

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PersonalStars
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 11:12pm UTC

If
you put
Lil John
and
Lil Wayne
together,
would you get a
full-sized
John Wayne?

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Because_I_Said_So
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 11:59pm UTC

if you were a
transformer
you'd be
OPTIMUS FINE

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IJustLikedYourQuote
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 5:34pm UTC

When the music video
has nothing to do with the lyrics.
Format Credit; IJustLikedYourQuote

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guitargirl13
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 12:08pm UTC

This is Joseph Kony.
(-.-)
/█\
||
How many slaps can he get?
1 FAVE = 1 Slap

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Best_name_ever24
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 6:24pm UTC

And who else is missing
flipflops.shorts.tans.sunglasses.sand.beaches.
swimming.sun.no school.late nights.campfires. concerts.walks.slushies.waterparks.vacations.
pictures.friends.bathingsuits.sunsets.watermelon.tanktops.icecream.
oceans.
Who else is missing summer??

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lexi1020
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Brittney Spears
Friend: Brittney Spears who?
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Oops, I did it again!
nmf/nmq

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 3:09pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Your profile picture is a car.
So are you like a transformer?

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 4:09pm UTC

in the morning: hair looks perfect
in the afternoon: did you walk through a tornado?

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eskimokisses
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 5:09pm UTC

when your in a restaurant...
the one table next to yours looks like they are having a tea party.
while your table is screaming, and laughing really loud.
♥

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gabbycheerleaderxo39
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Do you think we'll be friends untill were old? That we'll still get the giggles and laugh until we can't breathe? Do you think we'll talk for hours and tell eachother everything and share gossip over some tea and coffee? I hope! I think we'll be bestfriends forver!

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sophiaxx1
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 3:36pm UTC

The worst thing is
seeing your bestfriend cry. ♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:08pm UTC

Sitting With My Crush
*awkward silence*
Friend: You guys would make sexii babies...

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mcav96
posted a quote
March 22, 2011 11:46pm UTC

There's this website called
Six Billion Secrets
I was reading through some and
came to one that said,
i asked my friend who she would want to
trade places with for one day...
She said me, despite the fact she knows I'm depressed.
when I asked why i expected her to say something about
how my life isn't all that bad.
She said she would live as me for a day
so that i wouldn't have to.
At least someone knows,
what a best friend is...
♥

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