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  1. loovetayloor loovetayloor
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    dear 4th grader,
    why does your status say
    its complicated.
    what did he do? steal your animal crackers?
    sincerly, your mom
    nmf/nmq

  2. lovelikewoah_ lovelikewoah_
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    Re- Doing your High five
    >> Because you missed your first one

  3. TearsOfSteel TearsOfSteel
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    You know your status is good when some random person you don't know likes it ♥

  4. freeweezy1 freeweezy1
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 7:51pm UTC
    two little girls
    hand in hand
    skippingdown the kindergarten hallway
    dragging the teddy bears behind them
    laughing hysterically til it felt like there faces were gonna fall off
    two teenage girls
    hand in hand
    walking together to algebra class
    with their cell phones in the other hand
    texting each other even though there linking arms
    because they're just that cool.
    two college girls
    hand in hand
    heading into the office to apply for a job
    laughing hard as they each read their resumes
    remembering their fun times together
    two pregnant women
    hand in hand
    entering the doctor's office
    to get their first sonograms
    together.
    two middle-aged women
    hand in hand
    walking through the crowded mall
    pulling their screaming children and stubborn teenagers
    laughing and complaining about their lifes
    two old ladies
    hand in hand
    racing down the nursing home hallway
    on their hott pink motor scooters decorated with all the ribbons they could find
    laughing and yellingat each other while people stopped and stared
    now we know the meaning of
    BESTxFRIENDSxFOREVER
    not mine

  5. electrified electrified
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2010 5:45am UTC
    I love rumors.
    I always find out amazing things about myself... things I never knew I ever
    saiD OR DiD.

  6. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 4:33pm UTC
    ------------♥------------
    "please, don't go away.
    no one's ever stuck with
    me for so long before.
    if you leave...if you leave
    I just , I remember things
    better with you ... I do.
    I remember it, I do.
    It's there, I know it is,
    because when I look at
    you, I can feel it... I look
    at you and I'm at home.
    please, I don't want that
    to go away.
    I don't want to forget."
    - Dory, Finding Nemo
    not mine.
    ------------♥------------

  7. cheerfreak653 cheerfreak653
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    ♥ we're always together
    w e' r e o n e o f a k i n d,
    3 words describe us ...
    p a r t n e r s . i n . c r i m e
    >> fave if you love your bestfriend <<
    Not Mine(: Love Love Love Though.

  8. nellbell624 nellbell624
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Looking at a friend
    && saying:
    "I will if
    you will."
    nmf/tumblr

  9. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    Teacher: who wants to present next?
    Student: (insert best friend's name here) does!

  10. babyBrii babyBrii
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Facts of a Teenage Girls Life
    Chairs are almost 100% more entertaining if they spin AND roll
    Juice is tastier if its in a box or pouch
    We are never too old for Play-Doh and Silly Puddy
    Children's shows like Wonder Pets and Yo Gabba Gabba are still AWESOME
    We will wear short shorts and a sweatshirt, no matter what the weather is like
    We will watch a movie just because there is a hot guy in it
    If we're listening to music, don't try to talk to us
    :]
    *fav if you agree*

  11. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:13am UTC
    Remember When
    we first became friends & we tried to act normal around each other? L O L

  12. hellothereitsmealexis hellothereitsmealexis
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    B E S T F R I E N D S :
    they act like your...
    - therapist
    - worst enemy
    - your lesbian lover
    - your best friend
    - your mom
    - your sibling
    - like their freakin God or something
    -but most importantly
    the person you love the most
    <3fave if you love your bestfriend !

  13. annabellegrace annabellegrace
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    Everybody has that best friend that:
    - turns everything dirty
    - finds everyone hott
    - has bitchy comebacks
    - eats like a pig and gains no weight
    - is always soo pretty
    - swears too much
    - has a funny laugh
    - never gets embarrassed
    - dances like no one is watching
    - always has a kinky winky story to tell
    -
    Fav if you agree and comment if there are more

  14. _keepthat_Beat_On_Repeat_ _keepthat_Beat_On_Repeat_
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 6:44pm UTC
    Boys Have the Key
    [ t o a g i r l ' s h e a r t ]
    but a best friend
    doesn't need one;
    ( S h e K n o w s t h e S e c r e t H a n d s h a k e )

  15. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    we all have that friend
    who looks absolutely gorgeous without makeup.//♥

  16. soccachk547 soccachk547
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    See that girl over there?
    T h e o n e t h a t j u s t t r i p p e d u p t h e s t a i r s ?
    That's my best friend(:
    i ' m | s o | p r o u d

  17. Softball2112 Softball2112
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Guys have friends that are girls
    Because it gives them someone to talk about their feelings with.
    ≈♥≈
    Girls have friends that are guys
    Because there is soooooo much less drama.
    ≈♥≈

  18. March_25_ily March_25_ily
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 2:36pm UTC
    And there we were;;
    sitting on his bed, working on our english assignment. it was
    awkward being at his house, considering we stopped being friends
    a few years ago. but even so, i can't say i didn't like it.
    he stopped writing and said, just out of the blue,
    "why aren't we friends anymore?"
    he took me by complete surprise. i didn't know what to say. so i simply said
    "because we just gave up trying."
    "trying what?"
    "Look, you're popular. you've been the football guarterback since i've known
    you. you have girls who'd do anything to date you. you're a straight-A student.
    to the untrained eye, you're basically the perfect teenage boy. but me? i'm
    not popular, i just have my close friends. i'm not beautiful, maybe not even
    pretty. i'm not great at sports or anything. i can barely pass the mile
    run in gym class. i do alright in school, but i'm no genius. and guys
    aren't exactly fighting to ask me out. we were total opposites. i'm not even
    sure how what made us friends in the first place. but whatever it was,
    wasn't strong enough to last long."
    he looked at me seriously for a long time, taking in what i had said.
    "I know why we became friends." he finally said.
    "Why, then." i asked.
    "because on the first day of middle school, when you walked into homeroom,
    i almost stopped breathing. you were beautiful. you were wearing those faded jeans
    and green tank top. you had you're hair in a ponytail and weren't wearing any make-up.
    and you didn't know anyone in our class, but you still just came in and sat down next to me,
    smiled, and said "hey, i'm erin, what's your name?" and i could smell your rasberry shampoo
    and see the friendship bracelet on your right arm. and right at that moment, i knew."
    "..knew what?" i asked, amazed.
    "Right at that moment, i knew, that you were the girl i wanted to be
    in my life forever <3

  19. baby_blue_eyes baby_blue_eyes
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    best friends
    what are bestfriends....?
    B-beside you until the end
    E-everytime you need them there always there
    S-super trustwortly
    T-there though everything
    F-friendly
    R-really caring
    I-ilove them
    E-easy to make you laugh when you sad
    N-never lie to you
    D-depandable
    S- super loving
    i thought that all was true . :/
    i dont even no anymore .....

  20. shilohrider98 shilohrider98
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    There's a point in every true friendship, where friends stop being friends and become family

:)

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