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guitargirl13

1. guitargirl13
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2013 6:08pm UTC
   I'm bored.
   Entertain me.
   
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2. guitargirl13
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2013 11:59pm UTC
   Comment something funny.
   I'm bored and might just pull my hair out because of it.
   
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3. guitargirl13
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2013 11:57pm UTC
   Sometimes in the shower, I put my hand on the water so it drips down my fingers and it looks like I have magical water powers.
   
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4. guitargirl13
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2013 2:50pm UTC
   One particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor - carry the '2' - changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider.
   F*CK YOU SCIENCE.
   21 Jump Street
   
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5. guitargirl13
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 3:20pm UTC
   Lets take the time and thank Steve for the random format button.
   
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6. guitargirl13
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2012 8:56pm UTC
   Does anyone else remember
   AlNicholas?
   CookieDoughFormats
   
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7. guitargirl13
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2012 3:17pm UTC
   Me: Relaxing
   Bird: Slams into my window
   Me: God is playing angry birds, therefore God thinks I'm a pig.
   
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8. guitargirl13
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2012 3:08pm UTC
   'Rawr' does NOT mean I love you in dinosaur. Have you ever seen Jurassic Park? It means I am going to fuxing eat your face off.
   Credit: Jahyvie
   
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9. guitargirl13
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2012 3:03pm UTC
   Cute Boy: Hey(;
   Me:
   Friends:
   Family:
   School:
   Dogs:
   Cat:
   Fish:
   World:
   Mars:
   Aliens:
   
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10. guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    I hate it when your foot falls asleep.
    Screw them tiny invisible needles.
    
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11. guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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12. guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Comment something you think is hilarious.
    Like, the funniest thing you can ever think of.
    Lets see how many sad and dissapointed witty girls we can make smile <3
    Credit: Jahyvie
    
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13. guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Wanna know something?
    I'm actually
    Happy
    <3
    
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14. guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Two kids in my class talking
    Cameron: Stop poking me.
    Anthony: *pokes Cameron*
    Cameron: Dude seriously.
    Anthony: *Pokes Cameron again*
    Cameron: OH MY GOSH IF YOU DON'T STOP I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
    Anthony: You can't kill something that's already dead.
    Cameron: What?
    Anthony: What?
    
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15. guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    Please excuse me while I stroke my freshly shaved legs.
    
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16. guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Last night
    I had my first kiss.
    <3
    
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17. guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    And right now
    I just feel like crying.
    
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18. guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    that LOVES the smell of showers?
    
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19. guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    blacklace
    Has anyone else not
    had their first kiss yet?
    blacklace
    blacklace
    
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20. guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    Owning a really cute locket
    But never having a picture small enough to put in it.
    
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