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guitargirl13

Status: Lol the new witty is confusing....

Member Since: 4 Apr 2011 09:53am

Last Seen: 8 Sep 2019 10:29am

Gender: F

user id: 162924

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  1. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    I'm bored.
    Entertain me.

  2. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    Comment something funny.
    I'm bored and might just pull my hair out because of it.

  3. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    Sometimes in the shower, I put my hand on the water so it drips down my fingers and it looks like I have magical water powers.

  4. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    One particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor - carry the '2' - changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider.
    F*CK YOU SCIENCE.
    21 Jump Street

  5. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    Lets take the time and thank Steve for the random format button.

  6. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Does anyone else remember
    AlNicholas?
    CookieDoughFormats

  7. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Me: Relaxing
    Bird: Slams into my window
    Me: God is playing angry birds, therefore God thinks I'm a pig.

  8. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    'Rawr' does NOT mean I love you in dinosaur. Have you ever seen Jurassic Park? It means I am going to fuxing eat your face off.
    Credit: Jahyvie

  9. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Cute Boy: Hey(;
    Me:
    Friends:
    Family:
    School:
    Dogs:
    Cat:
    Fish:
    World:
    Mars:
    Aliens:

  10. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    I hate it when your foot falls asleep.
    Screw them tiny invisible needles.

  11. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 9:15pm UTC
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  12. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Comment something you think is hilarious.
    Like, the funniest thing you can ever think of.
    Lets see how many sad and dissapointed witty girls we can make smile <3
    Credit: Jahyvie

  13. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Wanna know something?
    I'm actually
    Happy
    <3

  14. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Two kids in my class talking
    Cameron: Stop poking me.
    Anthony: *pokes Cameron*
    Cameron: Dude seriously.
    Anthony: *Pokes Cameron again*
    Cameron: OH MY GOSH IF YOU DON'T STOP I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
    Anthony: You can't kill something that's already dead.
    Cameron: What?
    Anthony: What?

  15. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    Please excuse me while I stroke my freshly shaved legs.

  16. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Last night
    I had my first kiss.
    <3

  17. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    And right now
    I just feel like crying.

  18. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    that LOVES the smell of showers?

  19. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    blacklace
    Has anyone else not
    had their first kiss yet?
    blacklace
    blacklace

  20. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    Owning a really cute locket
    But never having a picture small enough to put in it.

:)

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