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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    listening to other people's conversations
    and mentally giving your opinion.

  2. kolbey_steffensmeier* kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Life is so much more fun
    when you have a dirty mind.

  3. ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    If I get 100+ faves
    I'll ask him to homecoming.
    And I'm not kidding either.

  4. GoneCra2y GoneCra2y
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    There is a light at the end of every tunnel
    Just pray that it's not a train.

  5. foreverfascinatedxx foreverfascinatedxx
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    So there's this guy,
    And the way he laughs
    Makes me smile,
    and the way he talks
    gives me butterflies,
    and everything about him,
    makes me happy.

  6. LOVELIFE9999 LOVELIFE9999
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    I would just like you to know...
    Today i was reading infront of the class. Instead of saying the word witches I read "The supposedly afflicted wittians"
    See what you do to me....
    <3

  7. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    My week:
    Monnnnnnddddddaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
    Teusssssssddddddaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
    Weddddddnnnnnnneeeeesssdddaayyyy
    Thurssssssssddddddaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
    FridaySaturdaySunday.

  8. lovenuggets200 lovenuggets200
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    When you can't stop smiling after you talk to him
    and you still get butterflies in your stomach, and you have that huge smile on your face
    every time you see him- that lets you know he'll always mean something to you.

  9. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    "Sticks & stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
    Bullsh/t! Maybe it's just me, but I would rather be beaten with a stick instead of being verbally attacked.

  10. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    What if,
    Only the sticker is made in China.
    Mind=blown.

  11. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    That song that you love
    but can barely relate to
    the lyrics of the song.


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Never skip
    to the happy ending;
    You might miss the best part of the story.

  14. ineedyou_xo ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    MY SCHOOL HAS A NEW DRESS CODE.
    IF YOU THINK YOURS IS BAD:
    NO SHORTS OR SKIRTS ABOVE THE KNEE
    NO SKINNY JEANS OR BOOT CUT JEANS
    NO JEANS WITH RIPS/HOLES
    NO YOGA PANTS
    NO TIGHT BOTTOMS THAT SHOW OFF CURVES
    NO SWEATPANTS BECAUSE THEY LOOK SLOPPY
    NO CLOTHING WITH NAMES/LOGOS/WRITING
    NO SHIRTS EXPOSING ANYTHING ABOVE ELBOW
    COLLAR BONE CANNOT BE SHOWING
    BUT NO UNIFORMS BECAUSE THEY
    >>> "DON'T WANT TO TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHTS" <<<
    THIS SUCKS BUTT

  15. iwishuponawhale iwishuponawhale
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    having a craving for something
    ++ then getting it.

  16. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    IN SCHOOL
    girl: it's so frikin' cold in here!!
    girl: I can like, uhm, feel like, the wind on like, my skin!
    me:
    girl:
    me:
    girl:
    me: *in my head* mybe if you actually wore some clothes that wouldn't be such a problem...

  17. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    your arms are my castle
    your heart is my sky

  18. Gleek1 Gleek1
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    I hate it when im in the ocean,
    and my brains just like,
    "hey you know whats a good movie?"
    JAWS.

  19. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    IF YOU CATCH ME ON THE STREET
    listening to my ipod, and i do a swift head turn, i'm probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video.
    please do not disturb.

  20. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Honestly,
    I'm way too tired to fight.

:)

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